One day, Orisa was just doing her business. It was an ordinary day in Numbani. Her daily schedule is pretty simple. Patrol in the morning, 4 hour orgy with some black kid in the afternoon, then roblox lan party at night and other shit.
Then suddenly, a bright light came down shining from the heavens that blinded everyone. A bearded man dressed in all white came down from the opening.
Orisa comes over to investigate.
"HALT! WHO ARE YOU?"
The bearded man replies, "I am Jesus. I have come to make you religious and not atheist." He then calls from the heavens 500 unicorns with machine guns strapped on their backs and all of the unicorns point their guns at Orisa.
"believe in god or we will fucking mow you down"
Orisa kneels down in humility.
"I believe in God. I am lost no longer. Hail Jesus!"
"Good. Now we can all gangbang you"
Then suddenly Orisa takes 1 human cock and 500 unicorn cocks at once and they have a good time and have a 50000 hour orgy until orisa is so filled with sperm that she fucking explodes and suddenly numbani has winter for the first time. The unicorns' dicks are annihilated and they come off and all the unicorns are bleeding heavily from their crotches and they all bleed to death. But not Jesus because hes fuckin godlike and his dick was so big it went to space and touched mars a bit and jesus could feel the sensation the planet surface was giving to his dick. And then jesus went back to heaven.
The end