Gollum's Rap
Yo, 'sup y'all
Gollum and Sméagol in da hall
Yeah, we're on the ball
Well, we were
Til we took a fall
Off a rock, and we weren't
On the block
Took the shock
When Bilbo Baggins took the Ring
See this thing
Played with our mind
But we liked it 'coz it was bling
And then we got a split personality
Two minds in reality
When we got high
The only thing holdin' us down was gravity
We killed our friend coz he got it first
Little twerp
He never held the Ring again
I guess the Precious was to blame
But then we saw the Fellowship
And we followed them to get hold of it
Frodo and Sam
Hobbits from Hobbit land
We played nice
But then Gollum had a plan
See, we broke those two apart
And we led Frodo to the tunnel
Yeah, Sam was right behind
And when Frodo reached the other side
He flung us off a cliff
But hey, we survived
We met again at Sauron's place
And we sure broke Sam's face
But that just wasn't enough
I just had to bite Frodo's finger off
Then I fell into the lava
And now this rap's gotta stop.