Hey guys, look! I'm starting a new story! XD
This one is again an idea formed by Mr. Cartoon, based on the Disney movie and our Adventures of Shaggy, Pugsy, and Flip fan-fic. Yes, it's a parody, but- like always- I'll be taking some creative liberties just to add in some originality (so don't sue me!)
Please enjoy, don't flame, and feel free to visit the concession stands.
Disclaimer: We don't own Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Muskateers, or the cartoons featured in this story. Just ourselves.
With that out of the way, on with the story!
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We open at a studio set, where the director, Flanigan, is running about, frantic and hysterical. "Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear!" he was saying rapidly. "Of all days for this to happen, why today?!"
"What's going on, Flanigan?" asked the author, ATF, as he and his co-author, Mr. Cartoon, walked over.
"Boys, we have a big problem! It's the big debut of the first movie, and the narrator he hired took a trip to Six Flags!"
The author rolled his eyes, crossing his arms and giving Flanigan a look. "Well, we DID mention Yakko's vacation started this week, but SOMEONE didn't want to post-pone it,"
"Only because someone ELSE kept procrastinating with the script!" At this, Flanigan gave ATF a stern look, making him blush.
"Don't worry, Flanigan. We were discussing it and brought in an understudy," Mr. Cartoon assured him. "Oh Mr. Kenny!"
Flanigan's eyes bugged out as a man (who looked like Tom Kenny, but dressed in French attire) entered. "Who's this guy?"
"He's the French Narrator from Spongebob Squarepants," ATF replied. "He was generous enough to fill in for the narration role,"
"It was ze only way to get zees two off of my roof," The French Narrator (who we will refer to as 'Jacque') replied cynically.
"So, you'll do it? You'll really do it?" Flanigan asked, excitedly.
"*sigh* I suppose... My career with Spongebob isn't going anywhere," With that, Jacque walked over to the sound-stage where a little chair that said 'Narrator' awaited by a microphone.
"By the way, you don't mind singing, do you?" Mr. Cartoon asked him.
"Oy..."
"Alright, everyone, quiet on the set! We're rolling!" Flanigan shouted into his megaphone, and everyone took their places (the writers sitting in some chairs with popcorn and sodas at hand) as the movie began. "Aaaand... ACTION!"
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A quiet day, in the Trueblood Kingdom, where across the city of Toontown three young boys sat, hungry and homeless.
We see a picture of younger versions of Shaggy (14), Pugsy (15) and Flip (6) sitting by a cardboard box, with Scooby (as a puppy) at their side, as they ate the leftovers found in an old pizza-box.
As if it were not bad enough the three boys were left on the streets, but the streets were full of crime!
It switches to an image of Horace and Jasper coming along and kicking their box, stealing their food, and roughing them up.
Could anyone save them? ...Well, of course! No one would get away with beating up kids, as long as ze streets were patroled by...
It switches to an image of Shawn K., accompanied by some other guards.
Ze Royal Muskatoons! (... really? we're going with that title? *sigh* Very well...)
We get a new image of Shawn K. and his comrades beating up Horace and Jasper, chasing them off. It switches to an image of Shawn K. noticing Flip watching from behind a corner.
After ze dust settles, a brave Muskatoon walks over to ze young Flip, and gives him his hat, as a generous gesture.
Flip is trying on the hat, though it slips over his head.
...A tad big, but it's ze thought zat counts.
Switch to an image of Shaggy, Pugsy, and Flip standing heroically, as if to mimic the guards.
After zat turn of events, the three boys pledged to train, and become Muskatoons themselves!
...fade to an image to the guys now at their trademark ages, holding a mop, broom, and wrench.
But, alas, dreams are hard to come by in real life, and as ze years passed our three protagonists remained at ze bottom of ze food-chain, working only as janitors. Pity.
Yet they still had hope, believing zat if they worked hard enough, they too will become brave, strong, and heroic like any other Muskatoon, and live by the favorable (and often cliche) phrase: "All For One, And One For All!"
We switch to the scene of the streets of Toontown, where the camera is turning to take in all the scenery.
...The phrase is so common, it was made into a song- like the one about to hear being sung by the Muskatoon army who are HEADING THIS WAY YAH!...
The narrator and camera-guy are suddenly trampled as Shawn K. and the rest of the Muskatoons ride in on their horses down the street, singing their song (in the form of Macklemore's 'And We Danced'... except not explicit).
~All for one
And one for all
We will fight
And never, ever, ever will fall
Take the chance
Take the risk
And be remembered as the hero you are
(You are!)
You are
(You are!)
(whoa-oh oh oh, oh x2)
For One
(For one!)
For All
(For all!)
Because that's the motto we live by
All for one... go!
The Muskateers ride through the town, over the fields, and away from the rising sunset, as the light glares into the camera; it transitions to a scene of the Muskateers during their training.
~All for one- for honor
One for all- for justice
We fight for what's right
Bad guys-
They can't win, they won't win
Good will always rise against sin
Because we're strong, true
Protecting you
And dedicated to our only rule
One for all, all for one
We don't stop until the battle's won!
Villains bite the dust every time
And suffer for all their crimes!
If they keep at it
No need to get all frantic
We'll cease the panic~
Beyond those training grounds, working in a basement- while watching the Muskatoons- were none other than our three protagonists. Flip, Shaggy, and Pugsy couldn't help but watch from a basement window, seeing them train. "Just look at them guys... those swords, those maneuvers..." Flip was saying.
"That choreography," Shaggy noted.
"One day it's going to be us out there,"
"...will we have to sing?" Pugsy deadpanned.
~You see us riding on through the night
Saving lives and stopping villains in a fight
It's all for one, and one for all
We're all on call
All for one, one for all
Muskatoons... awesome!~
~~All for one
And one for all
We will fight
And never, ever, ever will fall
Take the chance
Take the risk
And be remembered as the hero you are~
The Muskatoons got in formation, and soluted their captain: Doctor Robotnik. He soluted back, and the camera zoomed out, giving a view of the kingdom, zooming up to the clouds, where the title appeared.
Shaggy, Pugsy, and Flip:
THE THREE MUSKATOONS
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A/N: Yeah, as you can tell, I'm not going with the songs from the original movie- but as I mentioned before, I'm taking creative liberties... by parodying other songs. ...Yeah, don't think about it too hard :P
Read, review, don't flame, and see you in the next chapter!