Alex wanders through the house, looking for Eliza. He finds her in her closet. He bursts in, screaming at the top of his lungs. "ELIZA, WE NEED TO CALL THE MENTAL HOSPITAL. JOHN IS IN RHE LIVING ROOM HAVING A SPAZ ATTACK. PLEASEHELPSAVEJOHNDHSHSHXXH". Eliza raised an eyebrow, not sure what to think of her husband acting so crazy. She relaxed and looked for her phone. Alex calmed down a bit, but started to get hyped up again. "LET ME CALL!", Alex shouted. Eliza merely responded, " I seem to be the only sane one in this room right now." As if to prove Eliza's point, Alex flew to Nyanland.
Sorry, I got bored at the end there. This one wasn't as funny or random, sorry. But, let's face it, you were NOT suspecting that ending. You're welcome. Stay tuned for more!