Ever wonder what Steph and Lester talked about at the Pleasure Treasurers in "Life as I Know It? Well here it is! Big smut warning.

Standard disclaimers, and big thanks to and Google who helped me find these tips :D

XOXOXOXOXOXO

School of Pleasure Treasurers Part I

Lester's POV

I groaned inwardly while looking at the clock. It was only 3:00! My shift ended at 5, and after that I had a very hot date at 7 with this incredible blonde I met at Shorty's. If I had anything to say about it, my date and I would be back at my place by 8:30.

While I was dreaming of all the things I could do with her my phone buzzed. Glancing at it I saw a text message from Bomber.

Check your email ASAP.

"Hmm," I pondered to myself, "What is in my email that is so important?"

Opening up my email I saw I only had one unread message, from Steph. Opening it, I grinned wondering what she could have sent me.

From:

To:

Subject: None

Hey there Les! So I know you have that date with the blonde from Shorty's tonight, and I know you well enough to know that right now you are sitting at your desk dreaming about what you plan to do to her later.

Remember a few weeks ago at Pleasure Treasurers? I decided you might need some of those tips tonight so here it goes. Good luck ;-)

Steph

Fucking A! Bomber was the best! My grin getting larger, I read her list.

Whisper all the things you are going to do to her later in her ear while you are at dinner, or anywhere in public. I know you probably already do this but you know what gets me going? When Ranger whispers in Spanish. I can't understand a damn word he is saying but hot damn I like it!

Remove her underwear with your teeth and I mean it nothing but your teeth. No hands buster!

Draw figure eights with your tongue while you are giving oral…again hot damn!

While you are giving oral hum and tap your fingers with the beat.

Hold your fingertips right above her skin, then move your hand all the way up and down her body.

Let her head hang over the bed…or whatever surface you prefer *cough* Trust me, it's more intense with all the blood rushing to your head.

You have a lazy boy recliner right? Put a foot stool in front of it and sit on there while she sits in the recliner. Use the rocking to help you thrust.

I know you have a huge collection of condoms in your apartment, but invest in the twisted kind. You'll see them in the condom aisle.

Damn Bomber! These were good ones! I was so gonna try every single one of these tonight.

5:00 couldn't come fast enough, and the minute my shift was over I picked up my stuff and practically ran out the door, ignoring the snicker I knew came from Steph. The next thing I did was take a trip to the drug store checking out this condom business. I found what she was talking about and stocked up. Why had I never noticed this stuff before?? This shit sounded amazing!

Before I got ready I put my foot stool in front of my recliner, and made sure my apartment looked good. Hopping in the shower, I took care of my business, including my pre hot date ritual, and finished getting ready. Spraying on some of my cologne, I left the top two buttons on my shirt open and headed out, choosing my flashy sports car. Okay, it didn't hold a candle to Ranger's Porsche, but I'm a few income brackets down!

I strutted my way up to Cassandra's door, her name was even hot, and rang the doorbell. A few seconds later, my incredibly hot date waltzed out the door wearing a skimpy little skirt and a halter top. Her FMPs could give some of Steph's a run for her money!

"Hey baby, how's it going?" I whispered in her ear while nibbling on her ear lobe, she shivered and I grinned at her response.

"Pretty good darlin'," she said in her seductive voice, causing me to harden. Maybe I could make it back to my apartment before my planned time.

We climbed into my car and headed to Trenton's newest and hottest club and restaurant. It was a little early for the club to be in full swing but the restaurant was booming, and it didn't' matter since I wasn't planning on staying for any dancing.

We sat next to each other in a booth and I grinned to myself as we ordered our drinks and I pulled her hair away from her ear. Steph you are a goddess if this gets me home with her faster.

"You want to know what I plan on doing with you tonight?" I asked in my best whisper using my fingers to comb through her hair. When she nodded slowly I responded, "Yo le tomaré en casa y le atormentaré con mi boca y manos antes que yo le joda insensato en todos y cada uno de los maneras possible." (I'm going to take you home and torture you with my mouth and hands before I fuck you senseless in every single way possible.)

I got just the response I was looking for. She shivered and leaned into me to kiss me, running her tongue over my lips and forcing its way into my mouth. Fuck this girl could kiss.

"I have no idea what you just said but it was the hottest thing I have ever heard," she said breathlessly.

Score! This was working flawlessly.

I continued to whisper to her and we got our drinks. The waiter left to give us a few minutes to decide, and Cassandra suddenly turned to me and whispered, "The only thing I'm hungry for now is you."

Damn this was a record! I signaled the waiter to bring our check and rushed my date out of the club with Cassandra now being the one whispering what she was going to do to me. I was going to be more than willing to let her do all that.

I couldn't drive fast enough to my apartment, which was conveniently located a few blocks from the club. We practically ran into the building, and the minute I shut the door I had her pushed up against it.

I started by kissing her lips and then moving down to her neck, untying the halter top and letting it fall to the floor. She returned the favor on me, unbuttoning my shirt and sliding it down my arms and letting it fall to the floor. Her skirt and my pants joined the pile of clothing and she moaned at the sight of me going commando.

I led her over to my recliner and sat her down positioning myself on the foot stool gazing up at her. Grinning like a Cheshire cat, I worked my way up her legs kissing and licking, conveniently ignoring the area I knew she wanted me the most. I paid extra attention to the ticklish spots which only made her squirm more.

With Steph's next tip in mind I used my mouth to pull down her panties. I was good and didn't use my hands. Without them, the process went real slow, making her squirm. She would moan and wiggle even more when my teeth would "accidently" slip from her panties and graze her. I got harder at the anticipating look that was on her face as I finally threw them aside, still using no hands.

Having her now completely naked in front of my I kissed and licked my way over her whole body, paying special attention to her breasts, gathering her nipples into my mouth sucking and licking each one. She gasped and arched into me, making my access and torture much easier. I began to move down her body, kissing and licking every spot I came in contact with.

Spreading her legs I continued the torture that I had promised her earlier. Gazing at her wetness, I almost forgot every plan I had and plunged into her, but I kept my control. This was going to be too good.

I ran my tongue in figure eights around her lips a few times before beginning to hum and tap my fingers to the beat. Coming up with an addition to my tapping, I inserted two fingers into her and tapped while continuing to run my tongue over her sopping wet lips. Before I knew it she was crashing down in one of the most intense orgasms I had ever seen a woman have. Damn I was good.

I continued my figure eight pattern while she came down. When she had come down completely she began to whither and beg for me inside her. Chuckling, the vibrations making her squirm more; I dressed myself in one of the new condoms. I entered her in one swift motion and almost came immediately from the sensation of the recliner rocking against my movements and the feel of these new condoms.

Using the recliner I began to slowly thrust in and out. The recliner's movements seemed to make each thrust more powerful, and I sped up my movements so that the recliner was going in full speed. That combined with the feel of the new condoms, we both orgasmed quickly, and intensely. That had to have been one of the hottest positions I had ever experienced.

Using my arms to keep myself off her, I lowered my lips to hers kissing her thoroughly.

"That was hot, darlin'," she moaned breathlessly as we kissed.

I laughed, the vibrations causing her to moan and for me to harden again.

"Ready for round two?" I asked biting her neck and licking and blowing on it as she gasped at my marking.

She gripped me tighter, and taking that as a yes, I picked her up and carried her into the bedroom, while still inside her. The movements from walking had me completely reading for the next round, and I had a feeling it had already started for her.

Dropping us on the bed I positioned ourselves so that her head was dangling over the side of the bed, her hair nearly touching the ground. I began to move in and out of her, gripping her tightly so she wouldn't fall off.

She came quickly again, hard, as I continued to thrust harder and harder. Her face was flush red, and with a few more thrusts she came again, pushing me over the edge with her.

Exhausted I collapsed on top of her, this had to have been one of the best nights of sex I had ever had.

"Darlin' that was you are one of the best lovers I have ever had, and I am for sure not done with you yet" Cassandra breathed in my ear as she flipped us onto the bed with her on top.

I was so buying Bomber a whole truck full of Tastycakes.

XOXOXOXOXOX

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