Baby Trouble

They're a What

Takes place in my "Little Bundle Of Joy". Enjoy.

"Has anyone seen Luna, Rose or Scarlet?" Lyra yawned as she dragged herself around the arship.

Queen looked at Spade, he shook his head meaning that he doesn't know, she looked at the others and they didn't know as well.

Shadow thought for a while, "Last time I saw them they were in Scar's room doing 'magic business'."

"... and by business means that explosion that happened three minutes ago?" Lyra raised an eyebrow at him, "I'll go check."

She sighed as she walked over to the room door, which she was perplexed because she swore she could hear sounds of children laughing and crashing, what's going on in there? She opened it and gaped.

Three toddlers were in the room, one was with blue hair tied to her right, one with silver hair with twin pigtails and one with pink hair with two buns.

Lyra stood there not knowing of the whole situation, they looked so familiar yet so strange, before she could come up with a logical conclusion, two of the toddlers ran out and knocking everything down in their path, including Queen who was sitting on a chair, "Ahh!"

"What's going on?" Spade raised an eyebrow trying to steer clear of the current situation, but what he saw is not a pretty sight; a toddler Rose jumped onto Shadow who collapsed from the weight, and a toddler Scarlet was basically blowing stuff up with the bomb cards, "what the f***?!"

"... I don't know," Lyra still remained gaping, she shook her head and turned her attention back, "they're kids again?! How?!"

"Much more, how do we turn them back?!" yelled Raven as she spat all her coffee out while looking at her surprised.

This is so out of hand, for one thing, Spade's getting a fever, Shadow was looking all over Rose and pinching himself to make sure this is not a dream, Queen is currently still knocked out cold from shock, and Hachi didn't know what was going on because he was in the top floor garden.

Everyone glanced at Shadow, main reason is because he's the only one except for the three that knows about witches, he carried Rose with his outstretched arms and groaned at them, "I don't know."

Raven bolted into the room they were in, it was a mess, a toddler Luna walked out slowly after she went in. Books were everywhere, video games and the Midnight Crystals were scattered across the floor, she looked at a book that had a blue cover on it and picked it up.

She opened it and yelled, "Rose used a time reverse spell?!"

They instantly responded, "she what?!"

Time Reversing - User(s): Time - Reverses an object or anyone's age, may work once three days. In order to work, user must at least master teleportation and open the "Gates of Fate".

"... this is so bad," sweatdropped Raven. "Do they have their memories?!"

"Uh… who… are you… p-people?" asked Scarlet sitting on the ground trying to speak, which made Queen go all fan mode.

"Aw! You're so cute!" squealed Queen as she scooped her up and cuddled her, "no they don't!"

Raven sweatdropped and tossed the book to Spade, "then we're screwed."

"... how are we going to take care of them?" deadpans Shadow, great way to kill the mood.

"Um…" all of them looked at each other.

"Why can't Lyra or Raven do it?" Shadow protested.

"They're on a month-long mission!" Spade yelled into his ear, with Rose already on his head messing with his hair, "no! Don't mess it up! Hey!"

"Yes! I get to take care of you!" squealed Queen once again and tickled Scarlet, which she giggled all the way, once she got fed up and started to fuss, everyone backed away knowing that she'll use her magic, but instead she just curled back up on Queen's shoulder.

"By losing her memories, does that mean her magic too…?" asked Spade as he sweatdropped seeing Rose already yawning.

Shadow shrugged, "guess so, Hachi's going to help me on this… geez."

"I just wonder how the others will react," sighed Spade, but unfortunately for him, Scarlet accidently threw Queen's sword at his head, don't ask me how can she do that.

"Oof!" Spade groaned as he rubbed his sore head, Rose noticed it and gave it a few pats, giggling: "D-don't, c-cry, oka- okay?"

"Rose's been very caring since she was a baby, guess she still is," Shadow smirked, and he glanced at Scarlet who won't stop jumping down from Queen's shoulder and running around, "and my guess is Scar's hyperactive."

Queen rolled her eyes and said sarcastically: "How'd you figure? I can't tell, wow."

"And Luna?" asked Spade as he looked around for the blue haired girl, and he saw her sitting on the couch cradling her legs silently gazing out to the sky, her young eyes filled with nothing but sadness, "de… pression much…?"

"No children that young should have depression," stated Queen, who crossed her arms.

"... I need to get back, see you tomorrow?" sighed Spade as he scooped Rose from his head, who was half asleep half awake at the moment.

"Careful with her!" Shadow hissed threatening to throw his umbrella in his face.

"How am I going to take care of a baby?!" yelled Shadow running a hand through his hair, "Hachi!"

"Ye- who's that?" he asked curiously.

Shadow had a dumbfaulted face once again, "didn't Queen tell you?!"

"Nope," he deadpans and returned his attention back to the baby, "who is that?!"

"I need a moment, find out yourself," with that, he walked away slamming his room door behind him, leaving a confused ten year old and a toddler behind.

"What?"

When each of them got home, none of them were too enthusiastic about it, especially Queen, Scarlet's hyperactive even as a toddler, she had already fell down from the plane at least a dozen times and used balloon gum to rise back up, to only see Queen almost having a full-on heart attack.

She came up smirking, for a one year old she didn't know exactly what was happening to her, Queen sighed and punched her chest a few times, deep breaths, deep breaths…

Holding the joystick that controls the path of the plane was easy enough, but she's been scared so much that it's about to break off it's holder, she glanced down and saw a forest.

"Scarlet… be a good girl and sit down, okay? We're almost here," Queen sighed as she looked at her worriedly.

Scarlet looked at her with curious blue eyes, "h-here…? Wh-where?"

"Our- my house," she answered cooingly, one time she stared at her to make sure she didn't jump off again, another time she focused on not breaking the controls, finally her house came in sight and she landed it slowly.

She knocked the door carrying Scarlet, who was already half asleep from all that exercise in Queen's arms, "Roko! I'm back!"

The door soon opened and a white dog stood there on all fours wagging it's tail, "how did it go?" he asked, then noticed Scarlet in Queen's arms. "Who's that?"

Queen nervously chuckled, "Scarlet…"

"What?" he asked, "did I hear you correctly?"

"Yes, you did," she sweatdropped, "apparently… some spell went wrong, Luna, Rose and Scarlet got turned to babies…"

"But where is Luna and Rose?"

"Rose is with Spade, Luna's with Shadow, I can't take care of her 24/7, so I need your help!"

"... you don't even know how to take care of a baby do you?" he mocked playfully, making Queen fume and chase after him throughout the house.

"Roko! Get back here now!"

"Uh…" Shadow pondered at Scarlet's airship, since she's with Queen, so he'll have to housesit for a while. "How am I going to take care of a baby…?" he said to himself.

"She's not that young, she can perfectly eat everyday meals, but nothing too spicy or hard," Hachi stated glancing at Luna, who was sitting on the floor looking out to the sky, her expression is like she's holding a lot of dark secrets in herself. "Why is she so… depressed?"

Shadow shrugged, "don't know, does she have depression?" he asked again.

Hachi shook his head, "not likely, she lost her memories and she's somewhat one, yet she acts like a teen that lost everything."

"You're not wrong, but their skills are still intact… they should have magic outbursts at this age…"

"Magic outbursts?"

"Yeah, Rose's magic outburst was when a firecracker went off, she was startled, then the next thing I knew was we were all in midair," he pondered once again, "Luna was a little late, when she was six… but Scarlet only found out when Luna came."

"Oh… uh… you should rest! I'll take care of Luna!" Hachi volunteered, glancing at Luna who just got up walking around, tripping and wobbling all the way, he rushed over to help, but she just shook her head, he was confused, Scarlet and Rose were perfectly capable of running around, but why not Luna?

"Rose- Dark Eye! Can you help me with this?" Spade yelled as Rose climbed up the couch and fell off, "Rose!"

She sniffled and rubbed her eyes, and here comes the crying sensation, "wahh!"

Ai immediately came out confused, when she saw Rose crying on the ground she didn't need to be told twice, she picked her up and comforted her, "why is Rose a baby…?"

"Two words: time spell," Spade sighed out of relief as she calmed down and yawned, "she's sleepy."

"... do you have a crib for her?" Ai asked, and he shook his head, "I thought so, why would you have a crib? Uh, the couch will do nicely."

Spade sighed again, "I'm so glad I have you, Ai."

"All the time," she smiled as she laid Rose on the soft couch and pulled a blanket over her, "... King."

Yay! I know I'm doing at least three Kaitou Joker stories at once… but it's so fun!