Robbie awoke with a start, as his naruto™ alarm clock roused him from his sleep.
"Nya,, yawn..." But then He suddenly realized- 'I'm going to see my internet girlfriend IRL for the first time! Xoxoxo'! He jumped out of bed, scooped MTT brand cornflakes into his mouth (haha undertale reference uvu) and pulled a huniepop™ hoodie over his furry muzzle. He ran outside and into the street.
"hey Bella-kun! Xoxo" Robbie texted. "R u at the Krusty Krab™ yet?" He was waiting outside, his whiskers and tail twitching with excitement. He was excited to finally meet the tall, gorgeous vixen Bella-kun promised she would be. He wondered when she would come into view. Before he could think, A clammy paw tapped him on the shoulder from behind. He turned around.
"Robbie-sama? It's-it's me..." A short, fat squirrel wearing a hatsune miku™ shirt and sweatpants was looking at him with dark brown eyes.
"Bella? I thought you were a beautiful fox! Why did you lie?! Imma call the cyber police and get you banned :(" Bella was offended and triggered beyond belief by this statement.
"HOW could u say that? I am vixenkin, you privileged clod! I wasn't lying at all!"
"Aw sorry I triggered you uvu,, let's just order our food" they were greeted by a wolf furry wearing a chuck Norris mask at the cashier.
"Yes, me and my girlfriend both would like a triple patty triple-diabetes burger? Because weight is a social construct owo"
"Okay xir that'll be 69 rupees lmao"
"K here ya go"
Bella-kun and Robbie-Kuhn both sat down. The seats were made of petrified furry tears. The food was served by a tall black shark-wolf hybrid with an extremely long... Doctor who scarf. (Gotcha)
"Thanks fam"
"K have fun uvu"
Robbie and Bella spent four hours talking about their huniestudio™ stats and anime™™. After eating the restaurant they went skinny dipping into jalapeño sauce and talked about their feelings. They lived happily ever after.
KYS