Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way woke up in her stupid black and pink goffik coffin (inexplicably from Hot Topic?) and smashed open the lid.
She started frantically digging through all her stuff:
Clothes
Clothes
Clothes
The entire stockpile of goffik black Samsung Galaxy S3 mobiles
Good Charlotte albums
MCR albums
Holiday by Green Day (vinyl, also from Hot Topic?!)
Clothes
Clothes
Ah, here it is: a fob watch.
She snapped open the fob watch, attached the microwave magnetron inside to her forehead, and turned it on.
Blue light brightened through the dorm room, waking anyone with a claim to being goffik.
Suddenly, Ebony exploded. As the yellow Artron Energy streamed out her arms and head, her face morphed.
30 seconds later some of the energy imploded back into her, to reveal blond hair, green eyes, slightly more youth, and skin a bit darker than it was before.
She noticed everyone was staring at her. She looked down. And had evidently neglected to put on clothes.
She shrugged. "You can't go to church with your clothes on."
And thus began the third incarnation of the Time Lord known as Jenny.