The Life of a Vampire
Born 2049 B.C. Death. Woke up, dark in coffin. Scary people with sharp
teeth. Suck blood to stay alive. Light bad, no sunburn! Fly through night,
hit window. Sparkling water bad, two sticks crossed burn! PAIN!
Turn into little furry creature, fly through night, hit window shield. MORE
PAIN! Recover from coma, feel dizzy. Try to fly home, wing broken, may be
lost forever. Sun coming up! INTENSE PAIN! Burning all over! AHHHHHHH!
Woke up in coffin, still dark. Realize it was all bad dream. Strong urge
for blood.

The End.