Bruce: B
Dick: D
(Dick age 12)
D: Bruce! i think there's a burglar in the house!
What do i do?!
B: Hide in the cave! I'll be home in 10 minutes!
D: B, I can hear footsteps! He's in the cave! What do I do?
B: Hide inside the B-mobile and lock the doors! Im almost home!
D: Bruce I'm scared… what if something happens to me?
B: Nothing is going to happen to you… Alfred and I won't let them
D: Wait hold on B- I think he's gone, I cant hear footsteps…pheww :)
Oh no… I'm can't get out te B-mobile he locked me in the car!
B: Can you see them? Are they grabbing anything?
D: hold on…
D: its a he…i see flashes, oh gosh B! He's taking pictures! He's gonna reveal our
identites!
D:…..
D: BRUCE?!
B: I hope you've learned your lesson…
D: What?!
B: Painting the cave yellow? Remind you of anything?
D: Oh…
D: can you unlock the door now?
B: You're still grounded; Alfred needs help with the spring cleaning
D: Shit
D: I meant Poop!
B: He also needs help with cleaning the attic
Hawkgirl: HG
Green Lantern: GL
GL: I miss you Shayera….
HW: You know what I miss?
GL: What Shayera? ;)
HW: The times Batman painted himself yellow….
GL: What? Please be serious.
HW: But then again that might have been Robin
HW: You know what I bet I have pictures….
Batman: B
Green Arrow: GA
B: Where are you?
GA: Uh Why?
B: He's at her house again Dinah.
GA: What?
GA: Bats?!
GA: Batman?!
GA: Answer your phone!
Batman: B
Green Lantern (Hal): GL
GL: Answer your phone!
B: You can't tell me what to do….
GL: Why not?
B: Because I'm Batman
GL: I set myself up for that one didn't I?
GL: …..
GL: Bats?
GL: Answer your PHONE!
Damian Wayne: d
Dick Grayson: D
D: Hey Little D! hows practice going?
d: Terrible, I want to stab these incompetent imbeciles.
D: Okay just don't get any blood on your clothes
Alfred hates washing blood stains.
d: You are a police officer Grayson, you shouldn't be condoning.
D: Don't tell me how to live my life!
Superman: S
Batman: B
S: nother round B?
B: One more
S: bottoms up
B: u mean asses up?
S: hahah like like that guy in Summer's dream.. was what is name?
B: wasn't it like bottom something?
S: yur sooo smarttt, an an an,
B: I win, noe less get u back to Metropolis….
Batman: B
Flash: F
F: Uh, Bats after Doomsday's attack we're gonna need,
15 particle accelerators, 4 new teleporters, an entire floor of the tower,
128 new algorithms need to be installed, the new energy
Core needs to be replaced and the jets need to be replaced,
And not to mention the cafeteria!
B: Why didn't you Email this?
F: I drew the short straw…
B: Do you think money grows on trees?
F: What is money made of?
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B: Stop typing so fast!
Wonder Woman: WW
Hawkgirl: HG
WW: Clean up your room. The president of the world
Council is coming to dinner at eight.
HG: Oh I'm sorry Diana I didn't realize that dinner
Was going to be held in my room.
WW: Don't sass me girl
HW: Your sword my back
HW: My mace your head