I thought of this story a few weeks ago i just couldn't think of how to write it, i was sitting on my little sisters bike (she's 7) waiting for my dad to get home so that the door could be unlocked and i thought of it.
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It's Christmas, Nessie (is 2 but looks 8 or 9) gets a bike. One word tells you everything: Emmett.
Emmett's POV.
Ok, here's what happened.
Bella and Edward had taken Nessie home to bed, even though it was early for her, she had been up very early this morning opening her Christmas presents.
Of course, Alice had given her clothing, Jasper and I had given her a Nintendo DS and all the games possible for it, Rosalie had given her a diamond tiara, Esme and Carlisle had given her a huge book collection, Bella and Edward gave her a bike, as she had seen Bella and Jacob's and wanted one but, of course, Bella and Edward had said no, the mutt on the other hand had said yes, so they all came to a comprise of getting her a bicycle instead (custom made).
Everyone else was out hunting apart me from me and Rosalie, who was on the piano, and it, it just sat there staring at me while I watched a Football match.
It's yellow frame with green writing along the side that read Renesmee, and then its green bits of plastic out of the handle bars.
I so badly wanted to have a go on it so, I did.
My only problem is that when I sat on it, it kinda made a funny noise. I was then on the ground, with bits of metal sticking into my bum, dick and balls. Believe me, you don't want to try it.
When I got up I realised that I had crushed the bike, major woops.
Rosalie was on the ground, having laughing fits at the big pile of colourful metal that is where a bike stood 2 seconds ago.
Bella and Edward are going to kill me, mind you that is, if Jacob and Nessie don't kill me first.
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