Prologue
"Hello, I am Jasper Macintosh Hale, a son of Carlisle Cullen. I really like my family. Anyways, I'm a vampire. I do not drink human blood though. I drink animal blood. I am arrogant, shy, caring, and somewhat cunning. I have leg problems because Rosalie pulled my leg too often when I was little, so I walk with a cane. I will stab people with it if they choose to annoy me! Sometimes in school people call me an old man so they powder my hair. I am from Tirana, Albania. I have a strong Albanian accent. Alice is from Estonia, Edward is from Germany, Emmett is from Spain, Esme is from Lithuania, Carlisle is from Poland, and Rosalie is Albanian like me. We all get made fun of in school, so I stab people with my cane! Hmm…I hate teddy bears. I dunno why-they just smell and feel weird. I have a high IQ. I really like singing. I can speak many different languages. I say fuck a lot. I am quite happy and I get hyper very easily. I have a crush on my brother Edward-please do not tell anyone! I have Asperger's like Edward. I think that's all…," I put down my pen and limped out of the door with my cane.