ME: Hi, everybody, and welcome to FanFiction.Net's one and only Harry Potter Fanfic co-authored by a rat! Let's give a warm welcome to Rose, my black caped fancy rattie baby!
CROWD: *cheers*
ROSE: *wuffles*
ROSE: chxv c7tfnr.m\
ME: And now, since it has to be a Harry Potter fanfic, may I introduce everyone's favorite villan...
ROSE: *clicks her teeth*
ME: ...Voldemort!!
CROWD: *some cheer, some boo*
*VOLDEMORT walks onstage, sipping his morning coffee*
ME: Voldie! I never knew you were a fellow caffine addict!
VOLDEMORT: It's true. I'm actually quite a nice person when not caffine deprived...
ROSE: bccccccccccccccccccccccccccc b6
VOLDEMORT: Wha-?
ME: *shrugs* I can't understand what she types either.
ROSE: j ltyb
ALL: ?
ME: I think it's time for us to go now... Uh...
ROSE:jivbv67 76uo
ME: SEE? She agrees!
VOLDEMORT: But you just said you couldn't understand a thing she typed!!
ME: She, uh, clicked her teeth.
ROSE: *clicks teeth and wuffles*
VOLDEMORT: *sighs and drinks coffee*
ME: I think we've dragged out this fic long enough. I'm not J.K. Rowling, usual disclaimer applies, 'k? Yes, Rose, my pet fancy rat, did jump on the keyboard and type what she typed. ^_^ No ratties were harmed in the making of this fic! Please review, or Rose will... Rosie-Rose will, uh, what will you do again, Rose?
ROSE:7yuu n
ME: YES! She'll 7yuu n you!! BWHAHAHAHAHAAA! So review, or I'll send Voldie after you before he's had his morning expressos.
VOLDEMORT: *grumble...*