Hi all! This my first fanfiction, so I hope you enjoy.

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I really need to know how many people read this and what they thought of it, you understand, right?

Anyway…

Yet again, Valkyrie had landed up at Kenspeckle's with major injuries from getting beaten up by a hoard of vampires.

Kenspeckle was giving her a long and stern lecture as usual.

"Valkyrie, how many times have I told you to be careful, how many times have I explained to you that one day I wouldn't be able to save you! One day you're going to show up here and there will be nothing I can do to help!

What if one of those monsters managed to bite you!" yelled Kenspeckle in a way that made vampires sound repulsive.

He raged on like this for what felt like centuries in girl years, little did she know it was only twenty minutes.

Kenspeckle hadn't noticed but all this information was going through one of Valkyrie's ear and coming out the other.
Tanith had taught Valkyrie a valueble lesson that if that if theres someone you don't particularely like or someones saying some thing you don't want to hear just nod and say 'mmhm', "It works wonders." Were her exact words. Valkyrie was carefully applying this to the situation at hand.

At the end of every three or four sentences of yelling, Valkyrie would nod and say "mmhm".

If he had been anyone else this would have been rather convincing, but Kenspeckle saw through it instantly.

He suddenly relised how pointless his yelling was. So he continued mending her many wounds.

Such as: a broken leg, a sprained wrist, a large slash in her arm, a cut in her cheek and some rather grotesque purple, blue and yellow bruises.

And for some wierd reason , Clarabelle was playing her own twisted version of 'This Little Piggie Went To Market' on Valkyrie's toes.

"This little piggie went on a suicide mission, and this little piggie should've stayed at home." said Clarabelle evily as she wriggled Valkyrie's toes.

"O…K." mumbled Valkyrie in an extremeily freaked out voice.

" This little piggie ate bacon," continued Clarabelle, wriggling Valkyries toes once again.

"and this little piggie had homacidal fun! And this little piggie cried "brains, brains." all the way home!" finished Clarabelle.

"Disturbing." said Valkyrie.

Kenspeckle just stared at Clarabelle for a full two minutes. Suddenly he lunged out and grabbed her while Valkyrie stared from her bed. He quickly dragged her to the bathroom and locked her in.

"Why did you lock me in here?" asked Clarabelle.

"Well you know that nice place we talked about." said Kenspeckle.

"Yes."

"With the nice people in white coats."

"Yeah."

"Well I'm going to call those nice people to take you to that nice, happy place."

At tha words 'happy place' Valkyrie started playing Katie Melua's 'A Happy Place' on her ipod at full blast. Valkyrie and Clarablle sang along to it while Kenspeckle looked as if he thought he should take Valkyrie to the so called 'happy place' as well.

"I'm going to find a happy oh-oh

I'm going to find a happy oh-oh

I'm going to find a happy place.

'Seven thosand eyed are watching

Marching home and no-ones touching

Army of the city workers

Secretaries, lawyers, brokers

Heading for a London station

Heading for quick salvation

Oblivious to cherry cola

Trying to sell to every stranger"

"Cherr cola?" asked Kenspeckle.

"Yep, cherry cola." replied Valkyrie.

"Okay, could you just stop with the song thing, it's madness!"

At the word 'madness' Valkyrie switched her ipod to Katy Melua's 'A Moment Of Madness' and her and Clarabelle started singing along again.

"Please no, God no! Make it stop! was all Kenspeckle managed to say before the torture started again.