A/N: This is the first humor fic I have ever attempted to write. I personally like to read humor fics a lot, so I hope you guys will also think that this is worth reading . . . Umm, this is a fic about Tsunade, and the Sannin as a whole . . . Pairings are uncertain until later chapters. But, I warn you, this will not be the types of fics that are like Sasuke/Sakura, Neji/Tenten, Naruto/Hinata, you know? Some of the pairings may be rather weird. But, like I said, it's undecided until later. Umm, enjoy?

Sannin Fun: Chibi'd

Chapter 1: Vacation

The door of the large Hokage office was thrown open dramatically, making the Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves sit up with a snort.

"I'm awake," Tsunade mumbled, her voice sounding anything but awake at the moment. There was a tiny trickle of saliva dribbling down the corner of her mouth, and there was an ink stain on her face from laying her head on the papers on the desk. She blinked sleepily and stared at the visitors before her. Then, she sighed and collapsed onto her desk, smudging her face even more.

"You guys didn't come!"Then, before the two ninja could escape, Tsunade was before them, screaming, "You were supposed to help me with all the damn paperwork!" She put her hands on her hips and glared at the two offenders, a tick starting to form in her head, "Orochimaru . . . Jiraiya . . . You two better have a good excuse at being late . . . " Her hands tightened into fists.

Now, we all know that the Sannin were powerful. And we all know that Orochimaru and Jiraiya have faced many advisories older and more skilled than their female teammate and had won most of those fights. However, they knew that until said female teammate was placated, they were as good as dead.

Jiraiya quickly smiled innocently, though you could see his obvious discomfort as he began to sweat profusely, "Now, now, Tsunade, we wanted to give you a break from all that paperwork, so we wanted to go on a vacation. You know, like a team bonding exercise . . . "

Tsunade's threatening stance dropped as she thought over Jiraiya's proposal.

"We wanted to do what?" Orochimaru hissed at the white haired ninja, who merely shrugged back at him.

"Okay," Tsunade pursed her lips as she turned back to her fellow Sannin, "I'll just go and pack, and you can tell Shizune to find Kakashi and have him take over the village temporarily," Tsunade glared at them, daring them to disagree. They didn't.

"Good," she smiled at them, and ran to her room in the mansion as she began to pack for the trip, leaving the male Sannin to talk with her assistant. There was the sound of some male screaming that sounded suspiciously like Jiraiya. Tsunade smiled to herself. Time to make herself scarce. After all, when her usually mild assistant became angry, she was apt to do some severe damage . . . She picked up her bag and did a couple handsigns before she transported herself to the gates of Konoha.

Orochimaru was standing there, looking bored and Jiraiya was nursing what looked like a couple broken ribs.

Tsunade ignored his pitiful moaning, and started to leave. Then, she went back to the groaning figure of her teammate, "Let's have a deal. I'll heal you, and you find me a nice place to stay with a decent gambling spot, a couple taverns and some nice hotsprings, but out of the way enough for the ANBU to take several days before finding me. Deal?" The white haired man managed to nod a little bit, and she smiled at him, promptly healing him. Then, the three of them left quickly via a Toad Mouth. Not the most luxurious or comfortable way to travel, but then, it was the only way to travel without ANBU finding out too quickly and cutting off the vacation before it even began.

Tsunade sighed as she sank down into the warm depths of the private bath. She reached to the small tray beside her and picked up a cup of sake. Taking a sip, she smiled contentedly in pure bliss. All the pressure and stress that came with the the title of Hokage left her as she relaxed, letting the hot water do it's magic.

In the room next to Tsunade, Orochimaru and Jiraiya were getting ready to get into their own bath.

"Why did I have to pay for it?" Jiraiya huffed as Orochimaru stepped into the personal outdoor bathhouse.

"It was your idea," Orochimaru smirked, "And you just released another addition to Icha Icha, so I'm sure you have enough money for this."

Jiraiya huffed, before thinking of something, "Hey, is Tsunade's room next to ours?"

Orochimaru raised an eyebrow, but answered nonetheless, "Yes?"

Immediately, the self proclaimed super pervert began to think about a way to spy on his female teammate without being seriously maimed.

Orochimaru rolled his eyes at his teammate and proceeded to take a sip of sake, completely ignoring Jiraiya as the pervert began to plan a way to peep on their large chested teammate.

Kakashi calmly turned the page on Icha Icha War, the newest addition to his porn library, as Shizune wore a path through the floor of the Hokage's office. The Female Sannin's assistant pulled at her hair in frustration as she continued to pace. Then, there was a knock on the door that surprised the kunoichi, whose eyes immediately snapped to the wooden double doors.

Izumo's voice could be heard through the door, "Lady Hokage, The Kazekage has arrived to see you!"

Shizune froze, mid step, as she remembered something, "The Kazekage is coming today . . . " she automatically went into panic mode, pacing faster than before and muttering under her breath, but with a steadily increasing volume as she attempted to think out the new predicament,"Oh no, oh no, oh no! Lady Tsunade! Why did you pick now to leave? What am I supposed to do? Oh no . . . Oh no . . . Oh no . . . Wait . . . Kakashi . . . Kakashi?! . . . OH NO! We can't have a Hokage that reads porn all the time, even if it's just a substitute! Oh, shouldn't the ANBU have caught up with Lady Tsunade by now? Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" Kakashi's eyes remained on his book as she frantically searched her mind for some idea. As the knock came again, more urgent this time, she created some hand signs and poofed into an exact replica of Tsunade.

Quickly, she ran to sit at the desk, and then cleared her voice, "Enter."

As Gaara, Temari, Kankuro and Baki filed into the room, Shizune-Tsunade smiled sweetly at her visitors, "Lord Kazekage! Temari! Kankuro! Baki! How nice to see you! To what event do I owe the pleasure of this meeting to?"

Kakashi merely smirked behind his orange book. This wasn't going to end well . . .

Tsunade slipped into a bathrobe that the hotel provided as she sighed, her hand straying towards her sake cup again. She had just lain down on one of the tatami in the room just as Orochimaru and Jiraiya entered the room, similarly clad.

Tsunade closed her eyes, feeling as if she were in Heaven, as she took a sip of the alcohol, which burned as it rushed down her throat, leaving the most pleasent feeling. Then, she cracked open a single eye, which she fixed on Jiraiya. Then, she opened both eyes and got up slightly, leaning her weight on one arm, which was propped up by her side.

"Lemme guess," She drawled, turning to Orochimaru, "Jiraiya was trying to find a way to see me naked."

Without waiting for a response from her more reserved teammate, she glanced at her perverted teammate, "You should know better than to peep on me after that one lesson I taught you . . . " She sat up and cracked her knuckles, Jiraiya turning paler and paler with each sound.

"Or," Tsunade continued, "Do you want to have both your arms, six of your ribs and a number of your organs rupture again?" She paused for a minute, as if in deep thought, "Or, maybe I'll just make it so that you won't be able to have any children ever again."

Orochimaru sat on the tatami beside Tsunade, "That's not too bad of an idea. He always said that he didn't want kids. Now he can be sure he never does."

Jiraiya sat down beside Orochimaru, shielding himself from Tsunade, trying to stay as far away from her as possible. His face was one of absolute horror . . .

Meanwhile, Jiraiya's prized student's prized student was holding Jiraya's newest prized porn book and trying to smother his laugher with it.

Shizune, meanwhile was sweating, cursing her mentor and employer in the back of her mind for sticking her in this situation in the first place. Oh, when she got her hands on Lady Tsunade . . .

"Oh, where are my manners? Please, have a seat," Shizune-Tsunade smiled graciously as the four Sand ninja sat down in the seats in front of the massive desk, "Now, what was it that this meeting was about?"

Gaara raised one non-existent eyebrow, "Well, if I do remember correctly, we were here to arrange a student exchange program, where some of our academy students would study and board at the academy in Konoha, while some of your academy students would study and board in Suna."

Unbeknownst to the nervous imposter, a tiny rivulet of sand was leaking out of the gourd at Gaara's feet.

"Umm, I have a great idea!" Jiraiya tried his hardest not to look completely frightened out of his wits at the thought of being castrated by Tsunade, "How about we . . . er . . . visit the resort and find somewhere to gamble, and get something to eat?"

Tsunade narrowed her eyes at her fellow Sannin, calculatingly, "Orochimaru, how much longer do you think we have until the ANBU team finds us?"

Orochimaru took a sip of tea, before answering, "I would say, perhaps, two days. Three if you're lucky. After all, Shizune knows exactly what type of place you would go to. And, the ANBU seem to know about almost every single resort in the ninja world."

Tsunade closed her eyes, nodding for a couple moments.

Then, she deliberately opened her eyes and turned her gaze to Jiraiya, "Okay, let's make this simple and easy to remember," her eyes locked on Jiraiya's petrified gaze, "Don't peep on me, don't look like you're peeping on me and, by all means, don't even think about peeping on me," she glared at the white haired man, "got it?"

Jiraiya quickly nodded his assent, not trusting his voice as of yet.

"Good!" the blonde woman's mood switched suddenly, "Let's hit the resort!" She quickly left the room, leaving her two slightly confused male teammates behind.

The two looked at each other, then at the door Tsunade ran out of, and back at each other. They shrugged, both thinking the same thing.

Women . . .

Another knock on the door made the already flustered Shizune jump.

"Shishou?" Sakura's voice came through the thick doors of the office.

"Umm . . . Come in!" Shizune-Tsunade smiled apologetically at the Kazekage's group, "Sorry."

Sakura walked into the room, fumbling through a large bag slung around her shoulder, "I have the antlers that you had Shikaku send me. Here's also the sample of the Akimichi soldier pills that you wanted me to get for you. Hmm . . . there should also be a bottle of sake that Tsume wanted me to give you . . . where is it?"

"What?" Shizune-Tsunade cocked her head at the pink haired girl, "I never sent you to get antlers or soldier pills, Sakura . . . "

"Yeah, you did, Tsunade-shishou," Sakura didn't look up, still rummaging through the bag, "Remember? This morning, right after my shift at the ICU, you told me to go and run some errands for you."

"O-Oh!" Shizune-Tsunade exclaimed, suddenly reminded that she was supposed to be the Hokage, "Yes . . . Yes, I do remember."

Sakura finally looked up, rolling her eyes at her mentor, when she saw that the Kazekage's group was in the room also.

"Temari!" she ran over and greeted the Suna kunoichi with a hug, "I've missed you!"

Then, she grabbed something out of her large medical pouch, and tossing it at Kankuro. The puppeteer deftly caught the vial that was thrown at him.

"The antidote for that poison you sent me last month," Sakura explained, as Kankuro put the small tube into his kunai pouch, thanking her.

Baki watched the entire exchange, slightly amused.

The calculating eyes of the Kazekage never left the face of the imposter Hokage.

A/N: So, that's the first chapter of Chibi'd. Why is it called "Chibi'd"? Well, you'll just have to figure it out later, ne? I hope you guys liked it. Please give me some feedback on this. I want to make it as interesting as possible, so I need your comments. Please review, flame, comment, rant, anything. Thanks!!