This is possibly the worst fic I've ever written in existence. Well, at least it's not your typical Kully fic, lol. Something refreshing for the fandom.
Disclaimer: If I did owned KND, these two would have been canon. But alas.
Father & Chubbo
The clouds were drifting gray over the cemetery on that fateful day. Father decided it was time to open his umbrella. Plop, plop, plop... Sigh. Right on schedule. Thunder from the angel's bowling balls rolled. Lightning... Steee-riiike! Another heavy depressing sigh. The villain knelt down on both knees and ran a hand over the fresh wet soil. His amber eyes read over the grave several times.
Here lies Chubbo - a dearest hamster - dearest teammate - dearest wife...
... Wife.
Father's eyes burned up. He screamed in pure agony and slammed against the damp stone of his late beloved. Chubbo wasn't supposed to die! He was supposed to live! He was pregnant, for Numbuh Zero's sake! Pregnant with Father's first and fully beastality hybrid biological child! Oh, how he wanted to to return to the happier times in the early days! When it was love at first sight... Father had finally met his match with the disgusting Kids Next Door, you see, when suddenly... A fat hamster emerged from the tree house. He was so beautiful, as was the wedding!
Chubbo wore the most gorgeous white wedding gown! Father looked incredibly handsome in his tuxedo. Their cake was so special and dazzling! Chubbo was first dibs to eat it, of course. Right after the reception, the blazing groom and his overweight rodent bride entered the Delightful Manor where the Delightful Children could meet their new delightful stepmother who was absolutely positively delightful! They baked him pumpkin bread and all sorts of other things, like burnt cookies because Chubbo had a difficult time chewing on them.
But then... the memories ended, as soon as Father started to remember the awful, dreadful, disastrous night.
He was in bed, dreaming of his beautiful Chubbo when suddenly he heard a terrible scream! Father leaped out of bed and hurried downstairs into the kitchen. He couldn't believe his eyes! The Delightful Children were baking Chubbo in the oven! His sweet, dear Chubbo! And afterwards... The Delightful Children ATE their stepmother!
"Om'nom'nom'nom!" they chorused as they devoured the scrumptious hamster. "Here, Father! Try him! He's DELICIOUS!"
The evil mwahaha's sent him into a downward spiral...
Father was never the same again.