Excerpts From Fenrir Greyback's Little Black Book of One-Liners

by Mr. Cobrah Thunderer

Some of Fenrir's little nuggets of wisdom said before and during the hunt. He should really just stick to being the strong, silent type.

"Just call me Duran Duran, because I'm hungry like the wolf!"

"I eat the flesh of my enemies like women be shoppin'!"

"It's clobberin' time!"

"Why would I eat you? Indian food right after Mexican, yikes, I like my colon just the way it is, thank you very much!"

"Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower!"

"Unforgivable curses don't kill people, I kill people!"

"Blech! I knew British food usually tastes bad, but this is ridiculous!"

"Free shavacado!"

"So when a dog pees on the carpet that's ok but when I pee on the carpet it's "wrong" and "unsanitary?" That's the justice system for you, ladies and gents."

"Lawyers are like me, but worse!"

"In Soviet Russia, wolf wear you!"

"Your father likes to tell his customers to "Try The Veal!" I think I will!"

"Dying's easy, COMEDY'S hard!"