Alex Rider and OHSHC Crossover Challenge

Okay, I've been looking for one of these for awhile and haven't found one. Sadly I only have an extremely vague idea of what I'd want to write, so I'm making a challenge.

Dos

Alex goes to Japan on a mission

There is a bad guy, no misunderstanding cop out.

Alex joins the host club

Suspicious Kyoya

Alex is undercover

Must be well written, that means correct grammar, capitalization and punctuation (my biggest pet peeve is when I find a good story without these).

Tell me through a PM if you're going to take up this challenge, I'd like to know who so I can list takers.

Don'ts

Alex can't just tell the hosts about his past, they either figure it out by being nosey or the bad guy tells them.

No evil Jack, Ben, or Tom, I like them.

No one working for the school can know who Alex actually is.

Avoid making OCs (other than the villain) the main focus, they can be there and important to the plot or even commonly seen background characters, but don't have the narrative follow them around all the time.

No surprise relatives for Alex please, that's just confusing.

No evil Alex either

Feel Free To

Add in K-unit

Have the hosts somehow get mixed up in the mess.

Light AU, nothing too heavy like Ian never dying.

Have a student from Point Blanc (or the school in Cairo) attending Ouran to mess with Alex's cover by recognizing him.

Any pairing you feel like or none at all.

Basically anything not on the Don'ts list, as I said, I have no idea what I want to see in the story. Have fun with it.

Takers