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The little blonde boy looked around himself in confusion. Where the hell was he? Cursing like a sailor, (a habit he had picked up from the villagers) he stood up. Currently, he was standing in a sewer. How the hell? Did the villagers do this?! He cautiously sniffed the air, checking for unfamiliar scents. He half gagged from the stench. He check the sewer, then realized an eerie red glow light the tunnels. The sound of someone laughing caught his attention. Warily, he began approaching the noise. He peeked around a corner, and almost jumped. A boy, possibly no, not possibly, he was the most handsome boy he had ever seen.
He had spiky copper red hair, and golden eyes. His hair was long enough that it reached his shoulders. His canines were elongated to the point that they brushed his bottom lip, even with his mouth closed. He wore a white yukata, with a bloods red sash, small foxes that appeared to be made of fire raced along the bottom.
"You can come out little Kit. I won't hurt you." A light voice hit his ears, and he cautiously rounded the corner.
"Who are you?"
"I am-wait, you mean you don't know who I am? I'm not sure if I should be offended or pleased that not everyone is out to get me. Hello kit, I am the Kyuubi."
The blonde snorted. "The demon was sealed, like, duh."
The Kyuubi frowned at him. "That's funny, I thought they made up some stupid story that I died at the hands of the Yondaime."
The boy burst out laughing. "They did. I'm just not a baka sura, so I know the truth. Since I'm talking to you, I'm assuming that we are inside my mind?"
"So, you know I'm sealed inside you?" The Kyuubi raised an eyebrow.
"Mmmhmm, I might be four, but I'm not exactly stupid. Tell me, Kitsune, why did you attack this village?" A feral growl emerged from the Kyuubi's throat. "My own reasons." he snapped.
"Fine, fine. I don't really care, I almost wish you had succeeded in destroying this pathetic place." The Kyuubi frowned. "What are you aiming at Kit?"
"Train me, please. I want to take down this Kami forsaken place. I'll even help you find whatever it was you were looking for."
"Why do you hate this place?"
"Because when they look at me, they see you. Either they are color blind or just stupid. I think its the latter. Do I really look like a nine thousand year old hot Kitsune hybrid?"
The Kyuubi blushed. "I-I-what?!"
A table and chair appeared before the boy, a chair also appearing in the cage that held the teenage (blushing) demon. The boy sat down, putting an elbow on the table and resting his chin on his hand. He raised an eyebrow.
"I don't think I stuttered."
The Kyuubi dropped in the chair. "Why do I get the feeling that my answer will change the fate of the world?" he asked rhetorically. "Never mind. Of course I will help you Kit. If only for the complement."
"I don't give people complements. I am merely stating an absolute truth. What is your name?"
"You are right, my name is Mitsukai not the Kyuubi, that is merely my title."
"Angel, huh? A perfect name for a perfect person."
Mitsukai blushed a dark red. "If I am to train you, Kit, then you must leave the village until you turn ten. I have but one question. Won't you miss anyone?"
The boy opened his mouth. Only one word came out. "Jiji."
"Then I suggest you wait until 'jiji' dies."
"Hai. I will honor your condition. I will move out into the forest."
True to his word, the very next day, Naruto managed to talk the Hokage into allowing him to move outside the village under two conditions. One, he had to come back and two, he had to be careful. For three years, Naruto trained hard under Mitsukai. Finally, he deemed the blonde ready to receive three summons. One, the Kitsune, or Mitsukai himself, two, the Panther, and three, the wolf.
Entering training area 55, or the forest of death, where the amount of chakra used would be written off as the wildlife, he began the seals for the Wolf first.
Tiger, panther, snake, boar, jackal, Kitsune, and finally, Wolf. There was a puff of smoke, and a boy, around the age of fifteen appeared before him.
He had straight silver hair, hanging down just under his shoulders. His skin was the color of milk (hey, no one said Naruto was poetic, so bite me. I'll come up with something better eventually, because unlike some people (coughBrothercoughcough), I AM poetic) his eyes were a complete opposite. (Aha! Snow, his skin a pure and beautiful snowy white!)
Black as a moonless night (ha-ha, SEE?! Poetic!) and as deep as the ocean, so filled with secrets and brimming with knowledge, the boy gave off a sense of power. The two boys looked at each other, blinking a couple times.
"Mitsu?!" Naruto laughed.
"No no, I am Naruto. he is inside me. He gave me your contract."
"Oh. Aww. I was hoping he would come home. We missed him. I'm Ookami, by the way."
The wolf boy brushed some hair out of his eyes. "We?" Naruto asked. He couldn't help but feel a little jealous. He had only known the beautiful Kitsune for a few years, but these demon had known him for almost millennia. "Well yeah. How else do you think he got my contract?"
Naruto eyes turned gold. "Why don't you join me in here, if you miss me so much? You'd have to work with Kit, but he's just so adorable. Even more so than you or Kuro."
"Aww, has the big bad Fox Lord gone soft? And over a human no less. Of course I'll join you! Now we have another... friend."
Mitsukai snorted. "He's a hanyou! Don't toy with his emotions. He's been through enough. I'm giving him control."
When Naruto eyes turned blue again, Ookami told him, "I'm joining you in there." He disappeared, a seal like a wolf howling at a full moon atop a cliff appeared on the back of his right hand. "Okay. The way he said 'friend' disturbs me, Mitsu. Do I need to worry about my summons molesting me? I mean, not that I'd particularly mind, your guys are definitely, uhh, what was the expression? oh, right, 'Bring sexy back.'"
"Ooh, so you admit that we are hot?"
"No, you are an epitome of unrefined atrocity." Naruto deadpanned.
In the back of his mind, he could almost see Mitsu and Ookami rolling on the floor with laughter.
Wolf, tiger, crane, snake, boar, and finally, panther. POOF. A man with the straightest black hair Naruto had ever seen appeared before him. His eyes were silver, shinning like stars.
As with last time, they stared at each other for a couple of minutes, when suddenly, the raven haired panther boy screamed. "TENSHI!!" And attacked blonde. Naruto dodged, and summoned Ookami. "Kurohyou, STOP!! You won't get to see Mitsu if you don't calm down!" The panther boy sat suddenly. "My name is Kurohyou, you are adorable, and you have Mitsu. So no matter what, I'm going with you."
A small seal, like a panther stalking through bamboo reeds appeared on the back of Naruto's left hand.
And so began the weirdest relationship of the universe. Three gorgeous demon lords all fighting for the heart of one boy.
"Do I really have to do this? I mean, I dealt with the demon remarks as a child, but then I actually looked like a human. Now I look a little demonic."
"You promised this Jiji-san, so, yes, yes you do."
"Kuro, you are evil. A perverted evil cruel unjust demon."
"You forgot to mention hot. I am a perverted evil cruel HOT unjust demon."
There was a brief pause in the conversation. "Well you got me there. You three are hot."
"Well lets get this over with. I suggest you demon shushin. No use freaking out the villagers." Mitsu decided to add to the conversation. "Hmmm," Naruto sounded unconvinced, "But what if I want to freak out the villagers?"
"Well, I can't wait to see their faces. Just cover the tails, and the ears. Maybe shorten the fangs. That way you have another form to use as well."
"Umkay, Mitsu." Naruto concentrated on making the fangs, ears and tails that he had gained by merging with the Kitsune. The result was a slightly Inuzuka look that made him look just as hot as before.
"JIJI!!!"
Sarutobi jumped nearly a foot in the air. "N-Naruto?!"
"Hiya Jiji. I'M BACK! Come on! I need help with a few things!" Sarutobi frowned. "I'd like to help, but I have paper work to deal with."
Naruto got a very creepy smile on his face. "If you help me, I'll give you a secret that will get the paper work done without you having to do much but a hand seal." he said, the smile sly and devious. Sarutobi jumped at the chance to lessen the work load. "You have a deal! Now, what do you need help with?"
"I have to get some new clothes, weapons, and an apartment. I wanted you opinion, so are you up for it?" Sarutobi nodded.
"Great! Lets go!" Naruto flung open the window and jumped out. Sarutobi screeched. That was a ten story fall! He shoved his head out the window, to find Naruto standing on the wall and giving him an odd look. "Did you just screech like a girl?"
"Umm, no?" Sarutobi tried weakly. Naruto snorted. "Well, come on!"
The minute Naruto walked into the store, someone began shrieking about a demon. He looked towards the sound, discovering a pink haired banshee, and an exact but smaller replica of her. The adult screamed while girl merely looked on, a confused expression on her face.
"Look, kiddo, their already offering you discounts!" Sarutobi followed the boy closely.
"Sure, Jiji. Next you'll say its okay to let the Kyuubi out for a walk." All the customers began to back away slowly. It was obvious, even to the most senile person that the new Naruto would take none of the old shit he had put up with. Sarutobi started and stared at him. "You know about the Kyuubi?!" He asked. "Umm, duh. You know, it's kind of hard to ignore a hot nine thousand year old demon lord in the back of your mind."
"Hot?" Sarutobi raised an eyebrow. "It's a giant fox. What's so hot about it?"
"The seal caused him the become his natural form again. He looks a lot like I do now. A few minor differences. Not much. Hair, eyes, uhh, he's got nine tails, and fox ears, but not much difference. He's pretty nice." Seeing the distrustful look in the man's eyes, he continued. "Well, if you want to meet him, I can summon his ass-oww. Ya don't have to yell!" He muttered the last part to himself, but the Sandaime heard it perfectly fine. "You-you mean he talks to you?"
"I'll explain later. Let's shop!!"
In the end, they only got ten pairs of black baggy shinobi pants, twelve black tee-shirts, six with only the left sleeve. As well as two coats, much like the Yondaime's only black with white flames. On the back of one, was a wolf, howling at the moon atop a cliff, exactly like the summoning tattoo. The other had a panther, stalking through bamboo, also a perfect replica. A black kimono like outfit with a white over coat with no sleeves. In a circle on the back, a kitsune breathed fire outward.
They walked across the street to the weapons shop, and while Sarutobi looked over standard issue shinobi equipment, Naruto began looking over swords. Finding two black katanas, a set, both had black handles and sheaths. The blades on the other hand were pure snow white. "What do you guys think?" He asked in his mind to the three demon lords. "Perfect. They complement your style."
He smiled and drew on of the blades, a faint ringing sound reached his ears. He turned with the unsheathed blade, to walk towards the counter, and ran head first into a girl with two buns that reminded him of a panda.
They crashed, the blade spinning as it flew through the air. Quickly, acting on instinct, the henage came undone, showing the other three people in the building his Hanyou side, he grabbed the girl, catching her as she fell, and crouching on one leg, protecting the girl from the sword coming down blade first, he caught it, and, with an expert flip of his wrist, he twirled the blade to point, tip in the air, one arm shielding the girl, his six tails splayed behind him. His ears twitched as he felt for a threat.
This all happened in the space of a second. Then he realized that the Hokage, shop owner, and the panda girl were all staring at him. With a quick motion, he sheathed the blade. Standing, he held a clawed hand out to the awe struck girl. "Are you alright, my dear?" he inquired softly. She gasped. He had forgotten that, technically, he was fifteen, because of a time jump jutsu from Mitsu.
Numbly, she nodded. All three other people in the shop were having much the same thoughts. "Is this his true form?" For the Hokage, and owner, and, "If this is how he really looks, then he's even hotter than before! I wonder if he has a girlfriend?"
"Miss? Are you sure your alright?" Sarutobi felt as if this were an entirely different person. "So polite. Where on earth did he learn this?" All the owner and Panda girl were thinking was, "So skilled. He is obviously a lover of weapons." Suddenly, the bell above the door rang, and six villagers walked in.
When they caught sight of Naruto and Tenten, the screamed demon, and began to shriek about him torturing innocents, and something about a sacrificial virgin. "Oh, for the love of god... SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!"
Tenten thought, "If this is torture, chain me to the wall!"
The villagers stopped talking completely, staring at the boy. One grabbed a giant wind mill shuriken off the wall, and threw it at the boy. Naruto caught it by the edge, thrusting Tenten behind him to protect her.
The villagers began throwing every weapon they could get their hands on at the girl. "Demon lovers!" A man circled around to get the girl, pinning her to the wall with a shuriken through her hand. Tenten screamed. Naruto's appearance began to change, his fangs lengthening his whisker marks darkened.
"You want to see a real demon?!" He then proceeded to kill the villagers and shinobi attacking Tenten. It totaled up to thirteen deaths. Eight shinobi and five villagers. Naruto turned to look at Sarutobi. "It was wrong of you to ask me to come back, Jiji. I am a caged bird here. Please. Release me from my first promise? One day I will find my place in the world. But this is not that day." Hesitantly, Sautobi nodded.
"Good bye, Naruto-kun. Be safe. Be happy. And never forget those who you love."
"I love you, Jiji. I will miss you." Shadows began to crawl off the floor, covering Naruto's body, he appeared to sink into the ground.
That's when both the shop owner and Tenten realized he had taken the katanas. Where he had been, was 300,000 ryo, and a note.
Protect those I love. Help the weak. Save the scared. This is my promise to you, old man. I will see you again. I will make a village and when it is complete, I will come for an alliance. See you in three years, Jiji.
-Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto.
P.S.-Thanks for the katanas. Here' s the exact amount, plus a little tip, please give half the Panda girl, sorry for the scare! :)
Sarutobi chuckled at the note, and paid the man.
"Uhh, what just happened?"
"We just witnessed the birth of a legend."
And CUT! Sooo. Wadja think? Because of Christmas, I'm off for another week, so I'll have time to work on another chapter tomorrow.
-Ja ne! :)
Oh, right, uhh,
Tenshi-Mitsukai-Angel
Ookami-Wolf
Kurohyou-Panther
Oh, yeah, and expect another chappie, like right after this, cause it's Saturday, and the library isn't open on Sunday, so I'll write another Chapter tomorrow.
I doubt you'd believe me if I told you this only took me an hour and a half the write this.
P.P.S- I have a deal. If ONE person reviews, I don't care if it's a flame or a declaration of eternal love. Just one review, and I'll post the next chapter, which, by the way, is finished. I'll also uhh, wadayacallit, umm, oh, right, I'll dedicate the next chapter to you. (Sorry, short term memory loss, also, I need a beta, and I have a poll going on to see who our next addition to the harman is. I apologize for the spelling, and I want to thank my Yang, for all the support.)