A guide to tributes and the 102nd Games!
Credit to:
Suzanne Collins (duh!)
candykisses101 (102nd Games)
MOI!
Part One: Submitting your tribute
"Hello, Panem! Welcome to Your Tribute Sucks! This is a game show where I, the great Finnick Odair, and co-host Katniss, will show the world how terrible some fanfictons on other characters around here are!" Finnick gave a bow, quickly dashing over to the contestants corner.
"Today's contestants are…"
"Hi! So sorry to interrupt, but I'm a Mary Sue! In fact my name is Mary, and my last name is Sue!" a beautiful blonde firl with hypnotic rainbow eyes and blonde hair squealed, jumping up and down like a monkey on heroin.
"Hey. I volunteered for my sister, I like using a bow and arrow, and my best friend is in love with me. My name is Copy-Kat Niss Everdeen because my parents aren't creative enough." A brunette who looked freakishly like Katniss introduced herself, sitting next to Mary Sue.
"And I'm Orphaned Girl. My parents died and I live in a horrible horrible community home where the Headmaster hates me." The last girl introduced herself, sobbing as she spoke. She indeed was wearing shabby clothes.
"Okay then…on with the game! We'll start simple. Today's categories are…"Finnick pointed to Katniss.
"Do I have to do this?" she grumbled. "Names! Experience with weaponry! Hobbies! Other! And…tribute forms!" Katniss squealed with fake enthusiasm, pointing to each category on the jeopardy board.
"Mary Sue, you are up."
"I choose Names. Start simple!" she beamed, her radiance of perfection making everyone feel a little more annoyed with the perfect little girl.
"What is wrong with the name Gemstone Diamond for district 1?" Katniss read.
Bing! Almost immediately, Copy-Kat struck her buzzer.
"No sane parents would name their kid that, even those district one freaks." she stated.
100 points were awarded to the copy of Katniss.
"Weaponry for 300, please."
"What is wrong with nun chucks, katanas, guns and district three using weapons?" Katniss read.
Bing! This time, Orphaned hit her buzzer, while still sobbing uncontrollably. Her tears had created a small puddle, and her wails were also annoying, maybe even more than Mary's perfection.
"Japanese weaponry and guns were eliminated in the first war and district three tributes are all weak, unless they are rich, or have victor connections." she sniffled, earning 300 points.
"Names for 400."
"What is wrong with the name Katherine, Emily, Jane, Veronica and Hali?" Katniss read.
Bing! Mary quickly slapped the button, obviously feeling left behind.
"It's not Mary?" she asked. Her score remained zero.
"No! The correct answer is: they're too over used." Finnick shook his head, clicking his tongue.
"We'll be back after this word from our sponsors!"
Commercial Break
The 102nd games are starting, with a surprisingly huge amount of orphans. However, these games will be bloody, emotional, sappy at occasional moments, cliche at occasional moments, and amazing 100% through.
Part Two: Meet some tributes!
"Welcome back to Your Tribute Sucks! Right now, Orphaned is in the lead with 300 points, Copy-Kat close behind with 100 and Mary Sue stuck at zero. Nada, zilch!" this time Katniss introduced the show, reading off her card.
"Since we're on a time budget courtesy of parents and curfews, we are moving to the lightning round! Orphaned is up first." Katniss declared, grabbing a few flash cards.
"The name of this tribute is Stephen, his last name is Vampyr, and he is in love with Katerina Pierce. What is wrong with this?"
"I don't know."
"Vampire Diaries rip off, seen in a tribute form before, repulsive! Next, a person whose hobby is kung fu."
"Doesn't exist in Panem." Orphaned's score went up 10 points.
"History of America book."
"Sign of rebellion, if it's not for a rebellion, it's useless." the score went up another 10.
"Why are all…we are out of time! You are at 320 points!" Finnick clucked again, ushering up Copy-Kat.
"Why are all of you female?" Katniss asked.
"Because only girls do SYOTS." the score went up five points.
"What is wrong with the name Julius Caesar or Cleopatra?" Katniss asked.
"Associated with the actual people. Not realistic." It went up ten.
"Oh my! You've gotten the daily ten times! For 100 points, which guarantees victory so we won't have to test that awful Mary, what is wrong with an untrained career?"
"All from 2 are trained. If they aren't, they're either victor relation or mayor's kids."
Ding!
"And today's winner is Copy-Kat! You get absolutely nothing for winning! See you next week, Sundays!"
And that is a lot of crappy as all hell tributes. Submit crappy tributes now! PM only.