1.) never steal Chiron's wheelchair
(trust me, I did this once.)
(it didn't turn out too well for me.)
(I ended up in the infirmary for a week.)
2.)do not under any circumstances prank the stills unless you want to be embarrassed
(I did this once.)
(the next morning, I found one of my undergarments hanging from the flagpole.)
(the whole camp saw it.)
(that includes my brother Percy.)
(it was a few weeks before they let me forget about it.
3.)never shove a spider in annabeth's face
(my brother got mad at me.)
(my cousin Thalia almost killed me.)
(I had to run for my life from my brother, two cousins, and annabeth.)
(I ended up in the infirmary for three days courtesy of annabeth.)
(totally worth it to see the look on her face.)
4.) never hand Grover your pop can to hold for a second
(it wasn't my fault.)
( I was helping a kid with the straps on their armor.)
(when I turned back the front of his shirt was covered in the pop I had been drinking.)
(he had tried to eat the can.)
(he hasn't talked to me since.)
5.)don't let Percy borrow your sword
(I let him do this.)
(He brought it back to me half bent.)
(let's say, Percy finally found out how fast he can run.)
6.) don't get annabeth started on the subject of architecture
( Percy and I did.)
(we learned the hard way not to get her started.)
7.)don't challenge Percy to a water fight
(I meant a water balloon fight.)
(my brother Percy thought I meant the sound.)
(ummm, a few of the campers are now mad at me for not telling Percy what the game actually was.)
8.)never give Tyson thirty-six peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches
(Percy managed to make all of these without messing one up.)
(he gave them all to Tyson.)
(bad idea, perce.)
(Tyson was bouncing off the walls.)
(it took us awhile to calm him down.)
9.)never insult Ares children
(Percy again managed to do this.)
(he got the whole cabin after him.)
(and me.)
(I'm so going to talk to him after we are done running for our lives.)
10.)don't let Aphrodite give you a make over
(annabeth decided that it couldn't hurt.)
(she was in the Aphrodite cabin for three hours before she cam out looking like the love goddess herself.)
(Percy certainly noticed.)
(needless to say, most of them are running for their lives.)
(Percy, give them a break. We all thought she was beautiful.)