Michael had recently bought himself a new laptop. He used it to blog about his favorite movies and occasionally watch porn. He also used it to update Llife Invader and keep updated with his family. Amanda and the kids were off with that yoga instructor. Amanda would constantly post about her new boyfriend on Life invader to make Michael jealous. And it was working. Michael rolled his eyes and changed his relationship status to: Hot mess. He was taken aback when he got a notification from a lady named Trisha Vantas.

The lady looked around his age or a little younger. She had brown hair that flowed down her back and she had a curvy waist with nice plump breasts. Michael grinned looking at the attractive woman but then he thought to himself,'Who the hell is she?'

Michael decided to send her a message: Um. Not trynna be rude here but who are you?

Trisha: I'm a bartender. I've seen you at the bar a few times.

Michael blinked. What!? How did he manage to miss a hot broad like her!?

Michael:Uh, sorry. Must have been drunk. Hehe.

Trisha: Ha it's fine. Sorry for the random friend request. I've just been very lonely lately.

Michael: You!? Lonely? You should have all the men on the block fighting for you! :) What's got ya down? A break up?

Trisha: Hehe I guess you could say that. I'm new to the area and I don't have friends. Well I mean I do have friends but we don't have much in common :(

Michael: I don't have any friends at all.

Trisha: What? Not even one?

Michael: Well my best friend is a psychopath to be honest. I never can open up to him because he always has some mean shit to say. Excuse my French.

Trisha: No it's fine. I swear like a sailor as well. Why don't you talk it out with your friend Michael? Maybe things will get better if you communicate.

Michael: Are you kidding!? Every time I try he throws a fit.

Trisha: Is your friend gay by any chance?

Michael: Haha! Everyone always asks this. Nah he just has no preference. He likes anyone and anything that turns him on.

Trisha: Maybe he has feelings for you and is afraid of getting hurt. Have you done anything to him to make him act this way?

Michael: Uhhh... I don't want to talk about it.

Trisha: :/ So you're a lying snake. I knew men weren't to be trusted! I'm going lesbian!

Michael: What? No! No I'm not a lying snake! And not all men are liars Trisha! It's just that I had to choose him or my wife and my kids.

Trisha: Maybe your friend wanted you to leave your wife and raise the kids with you?

Michael:...

Trisha: What's wrong Michael?

Michael:The thought just gave me the creeps D:

Trisha: :(

Michael: Enough about me. I want to know more about you :D

Trisha: Hmmm. Well...There's a lot to say...


The next chapter will be much longer :D