Me: I'm Tammy Rios & this is my very first fanfic, I wrote with help from...

Kaze: Me

Me: I WAS GETTING THERE KAZE! Geez

Disclaimers I do not own Twlight

Kaze: Nope she doesn't own any gay, sparkly fake vamps

Me: Kaze, I am about to hulk out on you

Kaze: (Loki grin) Bring it

Me: Ok putting aside that fact my BFF is insane. Onto the story

...

Me (Smiles dreamily as Edward walks up)

Kaze: Get out of here, you gay pixie

Edward: I'm not gay

Kaze: Keep telling yourself that. I'm not convinced (throws a stone at him)

(Edward walks off)

Me: Kaze, you do realise I'm to kill you right

Kaze: Absolutely (Runs off laughing like a maniac)

Me: My BFF is totally insane. (Sigh) I need some ice cream.