Just bored and feeling completely random so I wrote a Pokèmon version of one of my favourite songs.
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
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"I Want A Hippowdon For Christmas"
I want a Hippowdon for Christmas,
Only a Hippowdon will do.
Don't want a Pokéball,
No dinky PokèGear,
I want a Hippowdon to play with all year!
I want a Hippowdon for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you?
He won't have to use,
A dirty chimney flue.
Just bring him through the front door,
That's the easy thing to do!
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Creeping down the stairs!
Oh what joy and what surprise,
When I open up my eyes,
To see a Hippowdon hero standing there!
I want a Hippowdon for Christmas,
Only a Hippowdon will do.
No Sandiles,
No Rydoneroses-es,
I only like Hippowdonuses-es!
And Hippowdonuses like me too!
Mom says a Hippowdon would eat me up but then,
Professor says a Hippowdon is a Poffinarian!
There's lots of room for him,
In our two car garage.
I'd feed him there,
And wash him there,
And give him his massage!
I can see me now on Christmas morning,
Creeping down the stairs!
Oh what joy and what surprise,
When I open up my eyes,
To see a Hippowdon hero standing there!
I want a Hippowdon for Christmas,
Only a Hippowdon will do.
No Sandiles,
Or Rydoneroses-es,
I only like Hippowdonuses-es!
And Hippowdonuses like me too!