A/N: Okay so, I know I need to update The Conspiracy of the note, but I have a quest in my mind. I must make a dedication Of Ocs to all my supporters. So first on my list is-….Read people! And find out! In this fic, (I hope you don't mind!) Your darling Ocs bestest friend in the world is…MY OC! XD So this is gonna be in Miss Kody's P.O.V, alright? Alright.

"..Okay okay so, If nerds and twizzlers had a war, and twizzlers made an alliance with gumdrops and nerds made an alliance with chocolate, what would their names be and who would win the war?" My best friend in the world, Christy, asked me.

"Sssssss, tis be tough. Twizdrops vs. Nercolate….How about they ALL join together to make little kids' tummies from all over the world happy?" I answered, chewing on a pencil.

"I agree. Sugar should never have war" She leaned back on the red couch we were sitting on in my living room, grabbing the popcorn from the bowl in between us. It was Monday afternoon, and we had just got back from a weird as hellacris day from school.

"Look at these plastic barbies. All models really are are just tall anorexic weirdos with makeup plastered all over their face" I grinned as Christy scowled. Americas Next Top Model is so overrated, but I watch it because of the challenges.

"Why are you always so negative?"

"Why are YOU always so positive?"

"Why are you my best friend?"

"Because we're fucking awesome, and awesome people stick together" I gave her a noogie, her responding with a little shriek. Then we did our classic hand-shake-de-la-awesome.

"Grimace grimace, bored bored." I groaned. So what? I have a short attention span. Sue me you god forsaking hoes. Yes, I broke the fourth wall. Oooo scary.

"Christy, truth or dare?" She grinned at me

"Truth. Your dares are to creepy"

"First of all, since when is eating worms with chocolate ice cream weird? And second, who do you lurve?" I replied batting my eyelashes. I watched her face burn a deliciously satisfying red. Ah, what I do to her.

"Do you HAVE to know?" She whined, turning the television off and grabbing the black and beige pillow from the couch. Honestly, my mother mixes red, black and being and throws it in a living room. I love it, but it's so weird for a MOM like mine to have such good taste

"Hell yeah I hasta know! It's a rule" I smirked

"Fine!…I uh…I…I like the ushanka!" She fumed, which I didn't quite get.

"Ushanka? What the fu-" Then it hit me

Ushanka Hat…who wears a ushanka h-

"SHUT UP! YOU LIKE KYLE!? OH MY GOD!" I almost rolled on the floor with laughter

"It's not funny god damn it! Have you seen the eyes? THE EYES!" She exasperated dreamily. Oh-fuck. He was hooked like a fish in Kentucky rivers. "That's just so, immensely cute I couldn't help it" I replied, getting up and smoothing my blue-black head.

"I've liked him for AWHILE Kods, I can't believe you didn't notice" Christy smiled triumphantly.

"Ah hush. I love you sweetie, but Kyle? Seriously?" I asked her.

Now this was a part of me being her friend, it's my job and responsibility to figure out why she liked him. It isn't being nosey you bitches, It's being responsible. I must find out if she really likes him, if she thinks this will go anywhere, if she thinks he likes her, and if she thinks she has a shot. Oh, and, my favorite part.

Me grinding my HEEL in his balls if he ever hurts her. That's right. Kody McKaide doesn't take shit from no one, no how.

"So, You like the boy, like…do you think it could…GO anywhere?" I questioned grabbing my brothers Sherlock hat and staring Christy down.

"What, you mean SEX? Oh god no!" She almost did a double take. Hahaha…

"Do you think he likes you?"

"I dunno, But I don't CARE! I mean of course I care but…I don't KNOW!"

"Do you wanna marry him?"

"Uh….That would be…nice…" She smiled to herself.

I had an idea. And she just sealed it with that grin. Now don't be impatient, you hippies, You'll surely find out soon. Now, as to how to get her into doing it…

"Kody, knock it off" I blinked at her awkwardly, I didn't do anything!….yet…

"What did I do?"

"Nothing, it's what you will do" She glared at me. "Promise me you won't do anything stupid? Like with Tweek?"

What she meant was how I tried to hook this chick up with Tweek. I knew she wanted him, but it resulted in them on the beach, her crying and Tweek screeching "ARG! LOVE IS TO MUCH PRESSURE! I'M SORRY!"….That was just a mess, I tell you.

"I won't I WON'T. Jesus." She smiled at me then left

I pulled by crossed finger from behind my back. This is gonna start TROUBLEEEEE!

So, it was suppose to be a oneshot. Sue me ya dumb bishes…Just kidding! XD

I'll make it a twoshot. They're cuter anyway! And if y'all couldn't tell, this is for ChristyCullen101. Yeah I'm gonna be doing this for awhile. Now I have a question! And whoever answers this question on first try gets their OC in my next 5 oc stories! SQEUAL!

Q: One of the Ocs here has my last name. Guess who it is?

a) Christy Morejon

b) Jude Monroe

c) Alice Lufkin

d) Vean Redding

e) Shailene Underwood

f)Nikki Alley

g)Ivy Valmont

h)Rhiannon Edwards

I)Reggie Rox

j)Cleo Matthews

k)Laura McCarthy

l)Jess Skidmore

m) Kyra McCloud

Long list right? So hard to choose! But it'll be worth it if one of you get it right! The 1st person that gets the name right will get the 5 stories, the 2nd place will get 2. J

So Review! I'lll update this either tomorrow or Monday, I want to give the story time ya know?

Now I better go update The Conspiracy of the note…Oh but before I leave! Could you guys PLEASE Join my contest? Just click my name and enter it! It's called Contest of contestly Contesters. PWEASE? Thankies!