Things you will NEVER EVER hear a Gryffindor say-
*Anniversary of Cedric's death*
Like, in my opinion, Cedric Diggory deserved to die.
*When told Slytherins are bad*
We just portray the Slytherins as bad, but in reality- we just can't handle their super extra spectacular downright awesomeness.
*When fellow Gryffindor is bored*
Me too! Wanna go verbally humiliate the Hufflepuffs again?
*When a Hufflepuff mentions their best trait*
Loyalty? You're kidding, right? No wonder you're the lamest house.
When Ravenclaw passes by*
*Scoff* NERD!
*When talking to fellow Gryffindor*
Chivalry. That's really, really cute. Chivalry.
*When Slytherins pass by*
*Does best friend handshake with everyone* I'll see you soon.
*When asked about blood status*
I'm a pureblood all the way 'cause it's the ONLY way.
*When told Professor Snape didn't get the D.A.T.D.A job*
WHAT? Snape is a genius! Wait until my father hears about this!
*When in Gryffindor common room.*
Well, I'm bored. I'm gonna harass Neville again.
*When telling a story on the way to Potions class*
And then he was like, "Shut up, you filthy little mudblood," And I was like, "Yes! Draco Malfoy PWNS."
*When a random Ravenclaw passes by Gryffindor table*
Eww, poor people are so cheap. I got this in London for…
*When asks to mention an idiom*
A snake in the hand is worth two in the bush?
*When asked to go somewhere*
Nah, can't. Me and the Slytherins are gonna harass some…
*When person announces they're going to bed*
Can I Slytherin? *snickers and holds hand out for high five*
*When told about Godric Gryffindor's nobility*
No, no, no, Draco said that you guys totally have that wrong.
*When Ginny tells of her time in the Chamber of Secrets*
*Mumbles.* I personally just would've let her in there.
*When asked to list a negative aspect about being a Gryffindor.*
Ugh, us Gryffindors have such authority problems. Our house sucks, basically. Lamest ever…And umm, Oh, that annoying Granger girl, she's a mudblood. So that's brings down the quality of things here, not that they were good to start with…Let me just tell you, Harry Potter gets all the attention, when really, things aren't all about him, y'know? Wow, you have a scar, congradulations! Am I right? I would personally be a Slytherin, but I guess things here aren't that… WHO AM I KIDDING? I HATE IT HERE! Take me with you!
*When someone insults a Slytherin*
Oh, yeah? Well, they're AMBITIOUS.
*When asked what Chivalry means*
Chivalry? Umm…I've heard OF it before...No, I'm lying. What is it again?
*When asked who best friend is*
Oh, Draco Malfoy. No contest, we're like this. *crosses two fingers*
Like? Ten Reviews and I'll do the other houses! Review telling what the best thing about your house is, just to help me out a bit…Thanks.