Hello ! Bonjour !
There is a mix of little "drabbles" about the Star Wars universe, as you could see on the summary. This is the first time that I publish some texts about something else than Harry Potter, so this is a big day… But more important, this is the first time that I write something in English. Indeed, I'm originally French, and hope that the quality of my work isn't so bad in another language either.
This is short, but focus : a bunch of different but important characters inside the Saga want to defend themselves about some "I told you so" that people can pin on their back. Or on the contrary, protest and use this feared sentence for someone else!
Warning : Totally parodic, humoristic and 36th degree… But I assure you, it's in a nice way, because I love this saga.
Enjoy your reading !
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Obi-Wan Kenobi
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Keep your « I told you so… » for yourself, please. That's perhaps useless to pin on my back the ascension of a very powerful Sith, one of the most mortal and immoral dark Lord of the Galaxy's History…
First, even if this old slave was my apprentice, I wasn't the one who brought the little baby Darth Vader on Coruscant, was I? I aim nobody, the idea of criticizing my old Master stay far from my mind, but rest in peace Qui-Gon Jinn…
Second, I didn't think that Anakin would survive! I mean, come on… One of the reasons why I was living like a hermit on Tatooine -if we don't count the fact that some psychopaths were looking for killing me during the Jedi Purge-, is that every time I was showing the tip of my nose under the sky, the two suns of this cursed place were burning my skin as hell. How am I supposed to guess that my friend Ani would escape from Mustafar? It's a lava planet, and I left him for dead. An arm and two legs cut apart of his body. Isn't that usually enough? Oh, patience, you're going to get set on fire in a bit, my dear workmate.
Third, what did you expect? That I killed one of my closest companions, my personal Padawan for years and years? I know that a Jedi like me must be detached and emotionally neutral, plus have a partial judgment, but there are limits to this damn code.
And besides, did I not finally make up the History pretty well with the recruitment of the young Padawan Luke, his son?
- Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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So, what do you think about it ?
Did you like it ?
I would love some advice and reviews, because this is so new for me to write in English !
Kiss, Antonine.