Chapter One-Scarlett meets White
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They met as noobs. Alice and her imp Quazzlebubbeee delighted in killing innocent critters such as bunny rabbits, cows and their personal favorites, little lambs. Derek saw her, a vision in burgundy robes, slaughter a helpless kobold, its' last words "No take candle!"
In shock, he typed, "What R U doin?" as he desperately tried to revive the lost kobold.
As the priest performed CPR, Alice (aka Shaddowzz) typed "Eww, it'll come back in a couple of minutes-noob."
"But it was the principle of it-Live, Mr. Fuzzball! Live, I say!" Derek (aka PopeMercutio) cried in vain.
"Oh…" Alice typed, "You're one of those freaks from Australia that believes in gun control."
"Damn it, I'm from Baltimore-why does every other person say that to me?"
"Beats me-oh, maybe because you're a whimpy noob!"
"Well, uh, you're a noob too, you stinky heartless level one!"
"For your information I also have a level 60."
"I bet it's your big brother's."
Derek would not normally be so aggressive, but whenever people were so holier-than-thou, he just lost his mind!
"You sexist bastard!"
Derek didn't have anything against women either, this girl just excited him and made him say things he didn't mean.
Before he could apologize, Alice yelled "This son of bitch PopeMercutio thinks girls can't play video games!"
"I never said-"
Too late, all of the female, or at least the characters that appeared to have mammary glands, gathered around him. All at once, they challenged to duels. Some mocked him by flapping their wings in an act in the semblance of a chicken.
"I didn't say that, Shaddowzz is twisting my words, I didn't want to offend anybody."
At once, everybody walked away, muttering something or another about whimpy Australians.
Derek was so embarrassed that he logged off and did not show his face for several days. Alice played like a maniac, sometimes getting four hours of sleep each night. It was one fateful day that they would meet, in Stormwind…