I sat fishing, thinking to myself, 'Zelda's safe, I
mastered the crossbow, Midna's sadly gone...'

I hate when this happens: I save the world! Back to a boring life.

Some my past, alternate, and future lives have became unlocked to me since I beat Gannondorf, so I can use their Items and magic. But not their memories or experiences, those are triggered by certain events... and they aren't always pleasant.

I pulled in a Green-gill. "Dinner." I muttered

Just then a crash jolted me out of my thoughts. Bublins? No, the crash was louder than their boars make. I should know, I crashed some.

I pulled out the new sword Russel got me: A Goron steel Great-sword, and rushed to find Coro hiding behind a scarecrow. I looked around for anything suspicious, but found nothing. Just then Coro's house caved in to show a strange creature with spines on top and two... legs?... Wheels? And a large red bulge on it's rear end.

Immediately I slashed at the bulge making an X with my swings. The beast-thing shot out some dark beams at me and twirled, knocking me aside. As I landed I thought of a new strategy and threw my gale boomerang at a bombling mulling about and mentally told it to swerve around the beast and hit it's apparent weak spot. The thing twirled again trying to hit the cause if the pain behind it. Perfect! I finished the foe using the ball and chain square in the red spot causing the creature to hunch over.

I walked up to the monster expecting it to disappear in a puff of smoke. But got an explosion in the face instead. I slowly got up and walked to the spot that the monster disappeared at and looked for any rupees, none. In it's place was a few heart containers and ...half heart containers? Oh well I'll just use those too. I picked up the hearts to absorb them.

Nothing. Nope just glowing hearts, weird.

"Thank you guy! I could've died there! Here something for you." Coro gave me a set of floating oil jars and called them Orbitars?"Weird floating pots I bought guy. I got 'em in an oil trade with that first town."

"What town is it called?"

"That first town."

"..." I looked at him as if he said that greengills were blue.

"No lie guy! I'm serious that's the name!"

"Okay then...Where is it?" I asked not even sure if it was a place.

"South of Ordon Provence guy, two day's journey."

"Thanks I guess..." I ended the conversation and put away my "Orbitars" and started my second quest out of sheer thirst for adventure.

Trudging through the underbrush wasn't fun as a human. I was getting bitten by flies, deku hornets, and this baby skulltilla I shoo'ed away. URG! This was the only drawback of not having Midna! No wolf form! I moped as I swung across a ledge, that I easily could've jumped as a wolf. I swung on another vine and broke through the trees.

I heard a snap and looked up. Broken vine. Looked down. 50 story drop... "Stupid vines!" While plummeting to my presumed death I pulled out as many Items I could summon from my past selves. Butterfly net, Bottle, Goron mask, Zora's scale, AHA! Sailcloth! I pulled it out pretty close to the ground hurting my arms like when I fought Arogorok and used iron boots to bring him down. In other words FRADJILICKLOPOLIS!. Cursing all the way down I got an Idea and formed Nayru's love around me and drank some potion while free-falling, healing my strained arms all the way down.
Near the bottom the shield was wearing off. no, no, NO, NO- SAFE! I landed it! I looked up at where I fell from...Just in time to see a rock the size of my head speed at my face. Darkness.

"Testing, testing Anyone out there? Hello-oh? Anyone at all? Helooooooo? Gods I'm so bored right now... I wonder if this dress makes my butt look big. Nah Phosphura said it didn't-"

"Shut it! My head hurts like I got sat on by a Goron!" I snapped at the voice, a little to forcibly.

"Oh, no!" The voice said flustered. "You..didn't hear any thing did you?" It asked.

"Hard not to. I have a headache because of a concussion, please keep it down." I mellowed my voice a tad since I was being a tad rude.

"Well I need to talk to you so here's a pain relief spell." The pounding in my head disappeared. Suddenly there was a young girl about Ilia's age with flowing blond hair in front of me. She was wearing a pink and red dress and had some hair in a ponytail secured by a purple flower.

"Woah." I rubbed my head... gone. More specifically I was just a ball of light. Great, this is another strange dream.

"Well, you can probably tell that I need something from you. I'm in some trouble at the moment." She sighed and put her hand on the back of her head.

"Trapped?" I asked, getting to the point.

"Yes and no. I can move my conscious around, but my body is a statue right now."

"Who would trap a 10 year old in a statue?" I asked, thinking she might have a dark secret, or a hidden power she wouldn't want revealed.

"I'm 4,193,922 years old and I'm a goddess." She huffed.

Wow...Didn't see that one coming. "Wait, are you Farore?" I guessed based on her nature themed getup.

"No. I'm not one of the three creation goddesses. I'm Viridi, the goddess of nature."

"Wait." I began to skepticise. "There are only three goddesses." I argued.

"You don't really know anything do you? The goddesses created lesser gods to watch over the world and keep it from losing balance. I'm one of those."

"Huh, I guess they would. I mean, they made the light spirits so, why not?"

"I don't like those guys." Viridi made a sour face.

"Huh?"

"They just stay in their springs and sleep most of the time. They don't do anything unless the world is in danger, and even then..."

"Can we get back to the topic on saving you?" I asked.

"Sure, but in the morning. This conversation is taking too much energy and I need to make a link."

"But I'm right he-" I was cut off by her becoming a ball off light and disappeared into my chest.

Dark again.

I woke to a crash.

I looked to where it came from. The first thing I noticed was that I was on a hay-pile in a barn. The second thing I noticed was that there was an eyeball monster wandering around bumping into farm tools, knocking them over. I panicked and pulled out a bomb arrow and shot it, causing both of us to get flung in opposite directions. The monster died leaving some of the hearts again.

"What's going on?" A sturdy looking man came bursting carrying a sword that beats a dark-nut's sword in size. "Well... Aren't we lively?" He laughed after seeing the hearts and my bow drawn. "I guess you have quite the fight in you yet. I found you at the base of a cliff, it looked like you got knocked out by the fall, but only your forehead was injured. Weird huh?"

"Yeah weird." I laughed nervously. I would die of embarrassment if he found out it wasn't the fall, but a rock that knocked me out.

"Well, now that you're better I'm off, I helped the barn owner a few years back so he let me put you here until you felt better. Now that I know that you didn't kick the bucket I'm on my way to a small mining village up north, apparently they are having monster troubles. Plus mining towns are usually loaded. After that I'm going to check out some dusty old temple that seems to have monsters come from a lot."

"Wait!" I stopped him as he stepped outside. "Can you tell me what these are?" I pulled out the oil jar orbitars.

"Well I'll be. I haven't seen these since I fought with an angel against an army. These are weapons that fire shots and hover near their wielder."

"Thanks." I put them away and resolved to sell them later. "My name's link. Thank you for saving me. I'm not sure what the currency here is but here's something as thanks." I handed him a purple rupee.

"A purple gem? It's Perfectly cut and it looks like an amethyst. Thanks, this should set me up for a while."

"Actually they are sort of everywhere where I'm from." I scratched the back of my head.

"Well I'd like to go there someday." He tossed the rupee in the air, caught it, and put it away. "But I need to get going, that village won't save itself. By the way, My name's Magnus. I hope I see you on the battlefield."

Viridi Finally showed herself after a week of me traveling towards the forest some of the townspeople told me not to go to because it used to be Viridi's temple but was now in ruin and filled with malice.

I was wearing my goron tunic because it was hotter than summer at death mountain. I was hacking and slashing through weeds and spiderwebs.

"We're lost."

"We aren't lost."

"I bonded with you, so I can see what's in your heart, we're lost."

"I wouldn't believe that if I was drank chateau romani while wearing the Zora's mask." (Zoras don't have resistance to anything but water)

"Ugh! I hate it when my 'partner' isn't gullible... I miss Pit."

"Well you're stuck with me for a while so get over it." I answered, annoyed.

We've been at this a while now. She says I'm lost, I tell her I'm not, she argues, I keep going. I feel sorry for this 'Pit' character because about a week with another voice in my head would drive me crazy, and I've been told he had around five at one time! Something about Hades, Phosphora, Thanatos, Viridi, and this palutena person. Also she said it was while fighting in a cyclone.

This is what I found out: Viridi is a goddess. Hades is evil and was killed once by an angel. 'Pit' was his name. Palutena was also a goddess. Thanatos is a god gone crazy. Phosphura was a legendary storm nymph, one of the last of her kind. Pit is a 'light' person and a little dumb. Hades has been resurrected by some unseen force, but NOT Gannondorf or Zant. I'm the only one she could contact because her forces are dead or couldn't find her and Hades trapped her with magic but couldn't actually get into the main tower of Viridi's temple and Palutena's army was busy with the underworld invasion and couldn't be contacted.

Long story short, I will be a hero again and save the world. Well I got what I wanted: Adventure!

"Hello? Link? You there?"

"What?"

"You were day dreaming and I was trying to talk to you for hours."

"So what is it?"

"I sense one of my commanders nearby. I want you to signal them."

"How?"

"Use your imagination Link."

I looked up at some birds and thought about lunch for the day...Pondering for a second I pulled out a red rhombus shaped gem and closed my eyes. I carefully focused my energy into it in a line upwards. I opened my eyes shouting, "DIN'S FIRE!"

The next thing I knew there was a pillar of fire as tall as a large building and knocked down some geese.

I could sense Viridi was going to explode. "Don't worry it only harms creatures or people. It won't burn the forest down. There arn't any creatures in the sky...except birds which I'm going to eat, and I made sure to only hit one or two. I hate over poachers and desecraters"

"W-well I um... I didn't know you respected nature at least..." She stammered.

"I was born and raised in a forest. I even swapped a body with a chicken when I hit it by accident! Which wasn't a pleasant experience."

Then I saw a flash and heard a boom of thunder. I jumped back in the nick of time.

Where I was standing there was an electrified girl that looked like she got hit with a fire tornado.

"I'll make you pay for hitting me with that blast fire-nymph!" She shouted angrily.

I pointed at myself and put on a quizzical look.

"Don't play dumb! That blast and your tunic is clue enough!"

It was then I remembered that I wore my Goron tunic today. "Oh! I get it! You think I'm a fire-nymph! Well I'm actually a-"

I got cut off by a bunch of lightning strikes at my face. I barley got out my mirror shield in time.

"Enough with men and chatting a ton before a battle! Let's get to the main act!"