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Trent sat on the couch in his living room. He couldn't believe that the day was tomorrow. It was a major milestone in someone's life. Trent looked around and realized that he still had some party decorations to put up for the big day tomorrow and while his son Cornelius's birthday and Trent was planning a huge party for his son. It was hard being a single parent, he's been raising his son alone ever since Gwen walked out on him 4 years ago.
Trent sighed and knew that he had to set up for this party. He sent up 9 streamers and then blew up 9 balloons and filled the 9 goodie bags with 9 pieces of chocolate and 9 little party favors. Trent set out 9 paper party plates for himself, his son and their 7 guests making a total of 9 people coming to the party. He also hired 9 clowns to show up for 9 minutes each and then they would smack the piñata 9 times each that he bought at an overly priced store for 9 dollars. Trent bought his son a cake too. It had 9 layers on it. They were Chocolate, Vanilla, Marble, Carrot, Red Velvet, Cheese Cake, Strawberry Shortcake, Pineapple upside down cake and topped with Cupcakes making this an amazing 9 layer cake.
Once Trent made sure that he had all of that set up, Trent decided to make sure that he had the 9 kinds of soda in the fridge and that everything would be ready for tomorrow. Trent then sat down on his couch and watched the clock, it was 11:57 and that's when Trent went into the kitchen and did what he had to do, he grabbed the very large steak knife and made his way upstairs to see his son sleeping. Trent smiled happily knowing that his son was sleeping so peacefully.
Trent pulled out his cell phone and saw that it was now 11:59pm and that in one minute it would be Midnight and his son's birthday. Trent took the knife and stabbed his son in the heart 9 times and it was bloody and quick. When it was done Trent cried because he had to do this.
"Just in time..." Trent sighed. "I killed him just before Midnight when he would be 10 and I hate!"
I have no clue what is wrong with me and why I wanted to write this but I did and I'm kinda liking this. Less then 500 words but it was still amusing, well at least I thought so.