I'm sorry this is a day late!

For everyone who thought MR4 sucked ass.


"But I'm the author!"

"Yes, but all the events in your fictional book turned out to be someone's life. You could have a big fat fine coming your way ."

James Patterson looked around the court again.

Six filthy kids, a dog, and two grown-ups, and their lawer.

"You blew our cover! But maybe....." the leader started. "Write a fourth book. Comletely jump the rail, make it suck. I mean blow so bad, because we've nearly been killed six times since that book came out. Make it so no one wants to read it."

"No! I love my fans!" Patterson said.

"Do it,or we sue." the dark-looking one said.

Patterson nodded, and court wasadjourned.

"You can continue the sereies as long as you make sure it's not something that's actually happening. I don't care if you have to call my mom to make sure. Don't give away our location." said Max over the phone the next day.

Maybe I can still make some money. Patterson thought as he hung up the phone.


'Tis right. I had fun writing this!

Remeber to go and vote in my poll on Iggy's sister!!