QUESTIONS
"Alright so you all had questions. So you will all pass around this shoe I found in a clock wise motion starting with Yugi and the Pharaoh. Who ever has the shoe will ask their question and the rest of the group and I will provide an answer." Yugi's grandfather explained. Yugi and his friends have run across some questions lately that they needed to have answered so as they sat in the circle Yugi was handed the shoe.
"Well I was wondering, I'm sorry do you have anything else we can pass around this is a little gross."
"Now Yugi it took me a very long time to decide what was going to be passed around so use the shoe."
"Grandpa, it smells like a dead cat and is as big as clown shoes." Yugi whined.
"That's because when I was younger I worked as a male stripper for those who had a clown fetish." Grandpa explained. The room grew silent until Yugi decided to finally ask his question.
"Well I was wondering if the pharaoh and I were to have sex. Would it be considered sex or masturbation? Also would I still be a virgin?" Yugi asked as a large blush appeared on his face.
"Why on earth would you want to know that?" Joey yelled.
"I think it's kind of hot." Tea mumbled.
"My god my grandsons a whore!" Grandpa shouted.
"Wait does this have anything to do with that dream you had about being an Egyptian please slave?" Tristan asked.
"You swore you wouldn't tell!" Yugi shouted.
"My grandsons a whore with a fetish for Egypt!" Grandpa shouted.
"What ever Joey ask your question!" Yugi shouted as he shoved the shoe into joey's hands.
"Well I was just wondering if" Joey paused and took a quick look around. "If it was normal to have sexual dreams about Kaiba. I know I hate him it's just when he calls me a mutt it gets me all hot and bothered."
"Oh it's normal everyone has dream sex with Kaiba.
"I know I have." Grandpa added proudly. The group grew silent and Joey awkwardly handed the shoe to Tea.
"I just wanted to know if-"
"I wanted to know why I can't get a girl friend!" Tristan stated stealing the shoe from Tea. There was another amount of silence in the group.
"It's because women don't appreciate you."
"I'm sure men do though." Joey mumbled.
"You really think so?" Tristan asked no hearing Joey.
"Oh yeah you're a regular ladies man." Yugi said nicely.
"More like repellent.
"Alright last question!" Grandpa demanded. Yugi quickly snatched the shoe.
"How the hell do you fit all of you're hair into that little bandana thing?"
"Well I guess I better get to bed." Grandpa said quickly rushing to bed. "Anyone still here in the morning named Tea is getting the cops called on them!"
With those last few words the gang decided to go hide up in Yugi's room. Except for Tea who was excluded or course.
END