Kira: Hey, ya'll! I'm Kira Bosworth, new host of Total Drama Island, and we're at a crappy summer camp at Camp Wawanakwa! SOMEWHERE in Muskoka, Ontario!
-theme song plays-(No theme on what campers do, too long :D)
Kira: Welcome back to Total Drama Island!
Kira: Time for our campers to come along!
-a girl with long, black, lusterish hair comes on the dock-
Kira: CORALINE! WELCOME!
Coraline: Thanks, Kira! This is a really awesomely supercalifragilisticexpialadocious-y summer camp! -Coraline waves at the camera-
Kira: Umm..okay? Anyways, here's Barry!
-a guy with big abs comes along the dock-
Kira: Barry! Welcome to your new home for 6 weeks!
Barry: Thanks, Kira! Heey..who's she?
Kira: Coraline.
Barry: Well, she's HOT.
Kira: There's Darby!
-a mean-looking girl comes on the dock-
Kira: Darby! What's up?
Darby: What the -beep- is this place?
Kira: Your dream home!
Darby: Yeah, AS IF!
-a girl who's goth comes along-
Kira: Claire. Lookin' cool!
Claire: Kira. Lookin' NON-Black.
-a guy who's skinny comes-
Kira: Hey Drake!
Drake: Kira. You're hot. Marry me? :D
Kira: I'm 24.
Drake: Nevermind!!
-a guy who's carrying a guitar comes-
Kira: JACKIE! Wassup?
Jackie: Doing good!
-a chubby guy comes-
Kira: Josh! Say, How much do you weigh?
Josh: Hey, Kira! And None of your beeswax. :)
-two girls who dressed the same come-
Kira: Gals! Tandy, Candy, Welcome!
Candy: OMIGOSH TANDY! ISN'T THIS THE BESTEST SUMMER CAMP EVER?!
Tandy: OMIGOSH CANDY! YES IT IS!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
-a very very hot guy comes on-
Kira: JERRY! -Kira is hypnotized by Jerry's Hotness-
-all the girls are now-
Jerry: Hey, girls! ;)
-a guy that has a tattoo, piercings, and an industrial piercing comes-
Kira: Zack!
-Zack ignores her-
Zack: Whatever.
-a surfergirl comes on the dock now-
Kira: Meet our final camper! TAWNY!
Tawny: Hey, Kira!
-she almost hits Kira with her board-
Kira: WATCH IT! :(
Kira: Meet me by the campfire pit now, Campers! GO! GO! GO!
-all the campers run-
Kira: Okay, campers, let me make this quick, I have a paycheck to get, and its 10,000 dollars.
Kira: Okay, you were all tricked! This isn't a talent search! It's a show called TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
You will be competing for $100,000 in a series of wacky challenges! And you will also be using a
confessional booth! Where you can share your secrets!
-confessional-
Darby: So NOT staying! I'm SO GONNA CALL THE RCMP TO RESCUE ME.
Coraline: I like this place, especially the hunky guy named Barry ;)
Claire: Needs more black, but the guy with the piercings and the tattoo is perfectly awesome.
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Kira: ALSO. You will also be in teams!
Kira: Claire..Jackie..Coraline..Barry..Jerry..and Tandy!
Kira: Congratulations! You will be..the SCREAMING GOPHERS!
Jerry: AWESOME!
Tandy: OMIGOSH! CANDY!!! :(
Kira: Josh..Darby..Candy..Tawny..Drake..and Zack!
Kira: You will be..the KILLER BASS!
Candy: KIRA! I CAN'T BE SEPERATED FROM TANDY!
Tandy: ME EITHER!
Claire: I'll switch places with Candy, to shut her up.
Kira: FINE. Candy, you're on the Gophers. Claire, BASS. NOW.
Candy and Tandy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Claire: UGGGGHHHH!!!!
Kira: All the campers gotta go to the kitchen to meet the Chef! Chef Seeley!
-at the kitchen-
Chef Seeley: LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! I SERVE THIS THREE TIMES A DAY, AND YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT THREE TIMES A DAY!! SO PICK UP A TRAY, GET THE FOOD AND SIT YOUR FREAKIN' BUTTS DOWN!
-the campers get their food and eat it, its now 12:28-
Kira: Time for your first challenge! Its gonna be a--
-Tandy interupts-
Tandy: What do you think she'll make us do?!
Jackie: How hard can it be?
-as they're in their swimsuits on top of a cliff-
Jackie: Oh, -beep-.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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Chapter Two!
Kira: Last time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! We've met our 12 campers, and some of them didn't like Camp Wawanakwa, AND Chef..or maybe they were just trying to impress me by acting! I don't know! Well, they have to face their first challenge, to jump off of this cliff into the shark infested waters! And Jackie cussed! :D Will the campers have the guts to jump off of the cliff, or will they be CHICKEN? Find out this week, on TOTAL..DRAMA..ISLAND!
-theme plays-
Kira: You must jump off this cliff, and whoever wins gets to push all their crates into these wheelbarrows, while the other team gets to push with NO wheelbarrow, in these crates, there are hot tub parts. You must open the crate with your teeth and must assemble a hot tub! Whoever's hot tub is the best gets to have a party! And the other team has to go to a campfire ceremony to vote someone off.
Jackie: You mean we have to JUMP OFF THIS?!
Coraline: I do this ALL THE TIME. It's seriously okay.
Kira: I shall now choose which team goes first..
Kira: ..
Kira: GOPHERS! You're up.
Barry: Who's up?
Candy and Tandy: We'll do it first! EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Candy and Tandy: FOR YOU, SCREAMING GOPHERS AND JERRY!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
-they splash into the waters; they land into the safe zone; Tandy makes a little splash, while Candy makes a big splash-
Coraline: I guess I'm next.
-she jumps into the safe zone, and she gets onto the boat-
-confessional-
Candy: Whoah, that Coraline SURE is brave!
Tandy: Yeah! She didn't worry about her hair!
Candy: I know, right?!
Tandy: Yeah!
Candy: But Jerry has a awesome butt..
Tandy: Yeah...
Both: So..yummy..
-ends-
Jerry: My turn.
-Jerry jumps and he lands into the safe zone; Candy and Tandy are shouting EEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!-
-confessional-
Candy and Tandy: Such a nice butt..
-ends
Jackie: Kira, I can't do it..heights..
Kira: It's okay, big guy! But you will have to wear this chicken hat for the rest of the day!!!
Jackie -from the cliff- Sorry guys!
-they make chicken sounds-
Barry: I'm comin' down!
-he jumps into the safe zone-
Barry: ..I made it..
Kira: Killer Bass, your turn! :D
Claire: Gothic people first.
-she jumps off and lands into the safe zone-
Claire: Not dead. Cool.
Tawny: I guess it's my turn!
-she jumps into the non-safe zone-
Tawny: CRAP!
-she swims fast to the boat, and makes it-
-confessional-
Tawny: Were those sharks REALLY meat-eaters?
-ends-
Darby: I am NOT jumping.
Kira: Chickenville is waiting for you! :D
Darby: -beep- you with a side of applesauce!
-confessional-
Kira: Who LET her be on the show? Maybe Chef did, I'm SO cutting her pay!
-ends-
Zack: I'm just gonna jump. Whatever.
-he jumps into the safe zone-
Drake: I can't do it, Kira!
Kira: Why?
Drake: Well, I'm kinda afraid of 1,000 foot cliffs..
Kira: CHICKENVILLE! BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!
Drake: CRAP.
Josh: I'm doing this even if we win or not!
-Josh jumps into the safe zone-
Kira: The GOPHERS win the wheelbarrows to put the crates in! BASS, you have to push them.
-they all cheer!-
-the bass gets ready to push-
Kira: The second part begins now!
-The Gophers run and put their crates into the wheelbarrows; while the bass has Tawny, Claire, Zack, Josh, and Drake pushing all the crates.-
-BASS-
Tawny: AREN'T YOU EVEN HELPING?!?!
Darby: No. I'm too beautiful to be pushing.
-confessional-
Claire: Darby REALLY creases me. I just wanna kill her!
-ends-
-the Gophers arrive at the campground and starts opening the crates,-
-the Bass arrive now, and they start opening it.
-GOPHERS-
Coraline: I'll open the crates.
-she actually uses her teeth and opens the crates-
Coraline: OW!! ROPE BURN ON MY TONGUE!
-they start assembling a crappy hot tub-
-BASS-
-they assemble a nice hot tub-
Kira: HOT TUB JUDGING TIME!
Kira: Bass...this is a really coolio hot tub!
-GOPHERS-
Kira: Gophers...this hot tub is crap! The Bass are the weiners..err..winners! Gophers..Campfire ceremony for you tonight!
-the bass cheer-
Coraline: Who are we gonna vote off?
-confessional-
Coraline: Jerry might be a beauty distraction in the next episodes. So, I vote off Jerry.
Jackie: ...Jerry.
Barry: Jerry, I do NOT want him to distract Coraline. ..Will Jerry or Coraline hear this?
Candy and Tandy: Sorry Jerry!
Jerry: Jackie was a chicken this evening..so I HAD TO VOTE HIM OFF!
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Kira: Now, Gophers, this is the first campfire ceremony. When I call your name, come and get your marshmallow. The camper who does NOT receive a marshmallow, will walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and you can't come back...EVER.
Kira: The first marshmallow goes to Coraline.
Then Barry.
Then Tandy.
Then Candy.
Tandy and Candy: EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!
Kira: CAMPERS. This is the final marshmallow. The final one goes to....
....
...
....
JACKIE.
Jackie: *Phew*
-he runs and gets his marshmallow.
Kira: Jerry, the Dock of Shame awaits.
Candy and Tandy: WE'LL MISS YOUR BUTT!!
-all the people, including Jerry and Kira, stare at them-
Tandy: WHAT?
Candy: He has a NICE BUTT!
Kira: GOPHERS! Bedtime!
-they all run to their cabin-
-BASS-
Tawny: WOOHOO!! YEAH!
Darby: For once, you losers did something right!
-Claire punches Darby-
Darby: OW! MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME THAT NOSE!
All: GO BASS! GO BASS! GO BASS! WOOHOO!!
-confessional-
Coraline: The Bass will NOT win the next challenge.
-ends-
Kira: Will the Gophers win the next challenge? Or will they send another person home? Will Darby EVER fix her nose? Will Candy and Tandy EVER get over Jerry's butt? Find out next week, on TOTAL..DRAMA..ISLAND!
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