Freed sat down at the bar inside the Fairy Tail hall. It was a nice change of pace to actually be in the guild hall for once instead of at some random bar in even more backwards town. As he grabbed a drink he started to zone out, that was until he heard a voice call out his name.
"Freeeeeeeeeeed."
Freed's eye twitched ever so slightly as he heard his name being drawn out. When something like that happened, he knew that nothing good was going to come from the following conversation. He glanced up to see Happy floating in front of him. He quickly realized that the source of the noise was him, which only meant more trouble.
"So Freed, Bixy told me something interesting!" Happy giggled as he covered his mouth with his paws.
"Whats that?" He asked deciding to humor the cat.
"About Laxus."
Freed tilted his head ever so slightly, now a bit more intrigued. He looked Happy right in the eye nodding for him to go on.
"He said you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike him."
Freed's hand crushed the glass he had been holding as he grabbed the cat by the tail.
"I will kill you." He said in a tone that made Happy question his trolling for the day.
A sort of sequel to 'Sexuality' with a derpy ending XD