Kari: Ok, I don't own .hack//sign or any other chars ( I don't even own me or my soul) that appear in this fic so don't sue me!!…
Anyways enjoy!! And I wish I owned .hack//sign then I could kill Subaru and have Tsukasa for myself MWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH! *AHEM*.
Now on with the show!!.. Err fic!
It was a wonderful day in "the world" and tsukasa and Subaru log in.
( ooooo! Subaru is a word!)
Tsukaka: …. Subaru I have something to tell you…
Subaru: what tsukasa??
Tsukasa: youre a bitch.
Subaru: DDDDAAAATTTAAAA DDDRRRRAAIIINN!
Subaru data drains tsukasa..
Subaru: NNNOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVED YOU TSUKASA!!
Subaru is crying her eyes out because she misses tsukasa
Kite pops in out of nowhere and smacks Subaru
Kite: YOU STOLE MY MOVE!!
Kite cut off subarus head and Subaru dies and comes back..
Kite: hey BT, helba, skeith. I need some help here!
BT Helba and Sheith pop out of nowhere
Kite: run ya bitch ! RUN!
Subaru: eeeeep. Crim help!
Crim: no
Subaru: AS SOOO AS I GET AWAY FORM THESE STUPID ASSHOLES I'LL KILL YOU CRIM!
Crim: whatever..
Walks away and sits down and makes a bag of popcorn pop outta nowhere.
Crim: this'll be fun to watch.
Subaru: MWAHAHAHAHAHHA! IM A PHYSCO BITCH!!!
Kite: STACCATTO!'
Subaru get shocked and is fried and barely alive
Skieth:
Kite: lets get her and hang her in the town square like the witch she is!!!!!!
BT: ummmmmm. We don't have a town square Kite…
Kite: ohhhhhh well we'll make one then!
Kite: hey ya admin ya'll up there?
Admin: Yeah man watcha need man some more weed?
Kite: no man I need ya to make a town square. ::wispers something in admins ear::
Admin: gotcha man be back later with ya ''stuff!''. oh and heres your town square.
A HUGE town square shimmers into existence ( sorry! I cant spell very well! Haha!)
Kite: Cool! OK! Wheres the rope?
Helba: Right here!
Helba makes a nuse thingie and gives it to Kite.
Kite: OK! Lets get her! ::looks around::
Kite: wheres Subaru?
Hehehehe! Like that chappie? Well you better review of ill send my sweet bishis after you! MWHAHAHAHA! (the bishis are: Kenshin, Kurama, Yuske, Crim, and my dear Tsu-Tsu! Soooooo! Back off hes mine! All of then are mine! MWHAHAHAHHAHA!)
Anyways enjoy!! And I wish I owned .hack//sign then I could kill Subaru and have Tsukasa for myself MWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH! *AHEM*.
Now on with the show!!.. Err fic!
It was a wonderful day in "the world" and tsukasa and Subaru log in.
( ooooo! Subaru is a word!)
Tsukaka: …. Subaru I have something to tell you…
Subaru: what tsukasa??
Tsukasa: youre a bitch.
Subaru: DDDDAAAATTTAAAA DDDRRRRAAIIINN!
Subaru data drains tsukasa..
Subaru: NNNOOOOOOOOOOO! I LOVED YOU TSUKASA!!
Subaru is crying her eyes out because she misses tsukasa
Kite pops in out of nowhere and smacks Subaru
Kite: YOU STOLE MY MOVE!!
Kite cut off subarus head and Subaru dies and comes back..
Kite: hey BT, helba, skeith. I need some help here!
BT Helba and Sheith pop out of nowhere
Kite: run ya bitch ! RUN!
Subaru: eeeeep. Crim help!
Crim: no
Subaru: AS SOOO AS I GET AWAY FORM THESE STUPID ASSHOLES I'LL KILL YOU CRIM!
Crim: whatever..
Walks away and sits down and makes a bag of popcorn pop outta nowhere.
Crim: this'll be fun to watch.
Subaru: MWAHAHAHAHAHHA! IM A PHYSCO BITCH!!!
Kite: STACCATTO!'
Subaru get shocked and is fried and barely alive
Skieth:
Kite: lets get her and hang her in the town square like the witch she is!!!!!!
BT: ummmmmm. We don't have a town square Kite…
Kite: ohhhhhh well we'll make one then!
Kite: hey ya admin ya'll up there?
Admin: Yeah man watcha need man some more weed?
Kite: no man I need ya to make a town square. ::wispers something in admins ear::
Admin: gotcha man be back later with ya ''stuff!''. oh and heres your town square.
A HUGE town square shimmers into existence ( sorry! I cant spell very well! Haha!)
Kite: Cool! OK! Wheres the rope?
Helba: Right here!
Helba makes a nuse thingie and gives it to Kite.
Kite: OK! Lets get her! ::looks around::
Kite: wheres Subaru?
Hehehehe! Like that chappie? Well you better review of ill send my sweet bishis after you! MWHAHAHAHA! (the bishis are: Kenshin, Kurama, Yuske, Crim, and my dear Tsu-Tsu! Soooooo! Back off hes mine! All of then are mine! MWHAHAHAHHAHA!)