Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the other characters on the show, but if I did, oh if I did.

This is my first fic so please go easy on me. I was spending the night at my friends and we started on one idea and we kind of went crazy with it, but this is how it turned out, just a fic that makes no sense what's so ever. Or does it? Well without further ado my first fic.

Twinkies and Ding Dongs

Kagome was on another date with Hojo when Inuyasha burst in. "Come on, we found another lead."

"So you're coming to get me you pushed me down the well just so I could wait for you to come get me, I'm not going."

"Stop being so stubborn, we need to get all of the jewel shards before Naraku gets them."

"Is that all I'm good for?" The argument continued all the way to the Higarashi shrine and into the well house. "I was waiting a full month for you to come and get because me you took my jewel shards. Let's see how you like it." She snatched the shards away from him. "I'll see you in a month." She said as she jumped down into the well, Inuyasha unable to follow her because she had 'sat' him.

A month later

Kagome walked into her house to get Inuyasha and take back to the feudal era. She couldn't find Inuyasha so she looked in the living room and saw a shocking sight. Inuyaha was tied to a chair with her three friends surrounding him, beauty supplies in hand. Inuyasha was struggling to get free and get the make up of his face and return his hair to it's natural state after the three girls had curled it. "Kagome, you have to help me!"

"No, I think this is the perfect punishment for you." Kagome walked into the kitchen to get something to eat when Sesshomaru walked into her house. "What are you doing here?"

"He's here to get the tetsuaiga, now get out of his way human." Jaken screamed as Kagome got a steak knife and through it at the imp pinning him to the wall.

Sesshomaru found Inuyasha in the living room and said in his regularly calm voice. "Give me tetsusiga."

"No chance."

Kagome's friends noticing him turned around and Eri said "Look, another dolly."

"I Sesshomaru am not a doll." Not caring the girls attacked him and tied him to a chair also and started to recreate his image. "I have had enough of this." He broke the rope the girls had used to tie him down. "Inuyasha if you will not give me tetsuaiga then I shall take your woman." He took Kagome and jumped back down the well.

After they were away from the well, Sesshomaru put Kagome down "Why did you kidnap me?"

"I have a little present for Inuyasha."

"Do you mean like Twinkies and Ding Dongs?"

"What are Twinkies and Ding Dongs?"

She took some out of her pockets. "Twinkies and Ding Dongs make people happy."

FIN

It may be a little weird but it was funny then. I a sure you that I did not try to make Kagome look like a ditz. Please review, flames accepted. I might make a sequel to find out what happened to Inu. Well bye for now.

Inu girl 101