Welcome to the CrackFic of DOOOOOM! *Insert Invader Zim laugh here*

If you want to laugh, this is the place. Read on, incredibly brave, loyal, and awesome readers…

Chapter One,(Most of) The Author Laws and other important Stuffs…

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GhostKing was writing a FanFiction about her writing a FanFiction. By doing that, she created some sort of supernatural never-ending paradox and had to delete what she had written previously to avoid breaking the Author Laws of Time and Space*.

*( The Author Laws of Time and Space is just one volume in a set of twenty three. The Author Laws keep the authors from randomly killing off characters that aren't theirs and magically bringing them back to life in the next chapter (Unless it's a CrackFic), randomly bringing unnatural things to life, ect. Now The Author laws of Time and Space clearly state that no never-ending paradoxes shall be opened in the first three chapters of any FanFiction. It just confuses people. Here is an actual excerpt from The Author Laws of Time and Space…)

Thou shall not open thee never-ending paradoxes in thee firsteth three chapters. They confuse thee loyal readers.

…There it is in black and white. Do not open never-ending paradoxes…

Unless thee paradox is in thee CrackFic of Doom.

…Oh, an exception. OH BOY!

GhostKing deleted what she had written anyway. Just in case this FanFic wasn't qualified as a CrackFic. She then proceeded to write stuff. The stuff she wrote did not involve paradoxes…yet. Her writing involved action, adventure, peril, humor…ect. The stuff she normally writes about. The stuff that makes anyone insane laugh.

EXCERPT FROM GHOSTKING'S WRITING:

Because I'm not allowed to write paradoxes yet, this is what's going to happen now. But I can tell you know that the later chapters will contain many frustrating paradoxes that might make people crazy. Oh well. That's just the way I am. Anyway, because I can bend the Author Laws very slightly because I'm a few steps above a Brainstormer*, I can open portals anytime I like. And right now I'm bored, so I'll open a random portal.

(*Brainstormer: Someone who's not quite an author, but not quite just someone who just sits and reads FanFiction all day. They usually come up with astounding FanFic ideas, but don't know just how to write them down.)

A random, purple and blue portal opened next to GhostKing's computer. Goku from Dragon Ball Z fell out.

"Aw, crap, what am I doing here?" He wondered.

"Ha, sorry." GhostKing said. "But now you're part of my FanFiction. I opened a random portal and you fell out."

"I'll stay if you can give me a Dragon Ball," Goku said.

"A Dragon's what?" GhostKing nearly screamed.

(INTERRUPTION! In The Author Laws of Magical Objects, which is book three in the series of twenty three, clearly states that Authors can't make objects of any power appear randomly. They either have to find whatever it is themselves, or find a Brainstormer to come up with a cool story on how to find whatever.)

Goku turned a bright shade of red. "Never mind." He muttered.

"Here, go back to your planet." GhostKing opened another portal and Goku jumped through headfirst, only to land on that one creepy lizard guy that GhostKing can't remember the name of. We'll call him LizardFace…

"AAAGH! What the heck?" LizardFace screamed.

GhostKing quickly closed the portal when fireballs began flying everywhere.

She sighed and opened another random portal.

Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist fell through and landed on his robot arm, breaking it in half.

"Aw, crap! Winry's gonna kill me!" He yelled. The he caught sight of GhostKing.

"IT'S YOU!"

"Yep, me." GhostKing said. "Welcome to FanFiction world. Don't worry, I'm not an obsessive fangirl."

Then Spock from Star Trek walked by. GhostKing just kinda stared and squeaked, "Take me with you! This planet is full of morons!"

Edward rolled his eyes. "You're an Author, aren't you? Fix my arm, I command you! Or I'll turn you into a toad!"

(INTERUPTION: The Author Laws of Alchemy clearly state that everything has an equivalent exchange. If you cook an egg with Alchemy, you must put in an equal amount of energy or something to make your power…whatever…thing. Edward can explain it better…)

GhostKing pressed her hands together and the Alchemy symbol on the back of her left hand (That was shaped like a Tri-Force) glowed a cool blue. A vase in the corner of the room disappeared. Edward's arm was restored to all it's robotic glory.

"I'll be going now." He said, acting all important.

GhostKing opened another portal and he went away to Alchemy World, or whatever.

Spock came back. "Alchemy is illogical." He said at last.

"This CrackFic is illogical," GhostKing sighed. "No one wants to stay and talk." She cast a hopeful glance at Spock.

His communicator beeped. "We're ready to beam up." Captain James T. Kirk's voice said.

"Maybe another time." Spock said before he was beamed up to the Enterprise to go explore strange new worlds; to seek out new life and new civilization and to boldly go where no man has gone before. *Random heroic music begins playing*

So now GhostKing was left alone. She read a bit of the Author Laws before continuing to write.

Excerpt from: The Author Laws of Edible Substances…(Which is book two in twenty three)

Thou shall not make thee characters eat crap.

'Nuff said.

GhostKing tried one more time to open a portal to a world where someone would actually stay and talk to her for a while. A red portal opened up, dumping a load of fish on the floor and another Author.

This Author was GhostKing's friend, annabethchase98. But she preferred to be called Sarah.

"What the heck?" Sarah demanded, picking an anchovy out of her red hair.

"I should be asking you that. What were you doing with that much fish?" GhostKing facepalmed.

"I was designing my own world." Sarah growled. "And I was going to put some fish in the oceans."

GhostKing took a look at the fish around the room. They were all dead.

"These fish are dead." She observed.

"That's because they died going through the portal." Sarah huffed. "They can't breathe in Time and Space, you know."

"Sorry. Go back and design your world and then come back, ok?" GhostKing opened the portal again and Sarah jumped through after throwing all of her twenty thousand minnows through. It took the good half of an hour.

Finally GhostKing was alone again. She crossed her fingers and opened another portal, hoping for someone sane…

The portal opened behind her for some reason and Silver the Hedgehog collided with her chair, knocking her out and onto the floor.

"Where am I?" Silver asked after a moment of awkward silence.

"My lair of awesomeness AKA the computer room." GhostKing got up. "Wanna stay and eat popcorn and watch movies or something?"

"OH YEAH WOOT!" Silver cheered.

(INTERUPTION from The Author Laws of Out-Of-Characterness, book five in the twenty three book set:

Thou FanFiction characters may be out of Character, but not so out of thee character that it is stupideth. Unless thee FanFiction is thee CrackFic of Doom.)

So Silver and GhostKing popped popcorn and watched Lord of the Rings, the most epic movie of all time. They watched all 9 hours in two minuets somehow, because GhostKing is writing the CrackFic of Doom and she can bend Time and Space slightly more than if she was writing a real story.

"Epic," Silver concluded.

After that they played tag and practiced Alchemy. It was a good day.

Now while they were blowing up random things with their Alchemy/telekinesis stuffs, you might as well pass this time to read another excerpt from book ten which is the shortest book in the twenty three book series, The Author Laws of Yaoi:

NO YAOI …EVER.

…'Nuff said. The book is only half a page long because it's written in font 100…

So rest assured, fans, that there will never be any Yaoi ever in GhostKing's FanFictions. She is not a perverted fangirl. If she likes someone, it's because they're an awesome character that resemble her in some way.

Anyway, back to Alchemy stuff…

GhostKing blew up a tree. Silver blew up a boulder. GhostKing blew up a trash can. Silver blew up Space.

But GhostKing quickly restored Space because FanFiction writers in different dimensions were getting annoyed.

"Sorry." Silver said, ashamed of himself.

"I think that's enough Alchemy for today." GhostKing decided. So they went back to her computer and tried to call up more portals.

They successfully brought Aang the Avatar to FanFiction world.

"I WANNA GO HOME!" Aang wailed, so GhostKing opened another portal, causing him to land somewhere in a freezing cold ocean and freeze that way for a hundred or so years. SO THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED!

"Ooh, I know! Let's bring Blaze here!" Silver suggested.

So they brought Blaze there.

"How did I get here?" Blaze wondered.

"Long story. Want to blow things up?" Silver asked.

"Sure." Blaze said evilly.

"PYROMANIAC!" GhostKing shouted.

So they blew up Reality. Like it existed anyway in FanFic world.

THIS CHAPTER IS NOW OVER BECAUSE GHOSTKING IS REALLY WANTING TO WRITE PARADOXES NOW

But first, another excerpt from an Author book; book eleven out of twenty three:

The Author Laws of Laws:

Thou shall not make unfair laws to rule over thee characters that aren't yours. Thee are owned by someone other than you, like KONAMI or NINTENDO or SEGA or TOKOYOPOP. They own all rights to thee characters that thou are writingeth about. Beith fair.

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Tis a CrackFic. It's not suppost to make sense. This is for pure 'WTF' moments and laughs only.

No trolling, flames, ect. It's sad how I have to put that in everything now…