This is based on a joke about Sasuke's name that I heard one time. lol.
This is just a crack story. XD
Naruto and its characters DO NOT belong to me.
Sasuke marched out the front door of their small home, a bag of belongings slung over his shoulder. He hid his eyes as he walked slowly down the front path, his duck butt-looking hair flitting in the wind.
"Why are you leaving me, Sasuke? Sasuke-kun, I'm so sorry! What did I do? Sasuke-kun!!" Sakura wailed, chasing after him.
Sasuke turned to his sobbing wife and said, "I'm sorry, Sakura, but I'm in love with someone else."
"Who? WHO?!" she cried. "….Don't tell me….Naruto?"
"Heck no, baka!" Sasuke yelled angrily. "I'm in love with….sauce."
"Sauce?! SAUCE?!" she screamed at him. Then she stopped, looked down, closed her eyes, and asked, "Which one?"
"….Soy Sauce."
Sakura turned and ran into the house, crying. She had trusted that sauce, and it had betrayed her. It had taken the man she loved. She had lost to sauce.
Sasuke watched her, and then he continued walking down the pathway. He walked on to the condiment he loved so much.
SASUKE= SAUCE GAY
LOL