Heyyyyyy, how ya' doin?

This is my first fanfic I have ever shared to the public, so I'm a bit new to all this. I adopted this idea from silverink623 and the video I use in the fanfic is called 50 Ways to Annoy Fang from Maximum Ride uploaded by bellaswan2.

I take no credit for any characters, that honor goes to James Patterson.

Chapter One:

Iggy and Gazzy were the best friends. They were also extreme pranksters. So it wasn't unlikely to find them putting their heads together and whispering in urgent voices while jumping at small noises.

So that afternoon where Iggy and Gazzy were browsing through the laptop in the office of the house they were occupying, Fang did not bother them and didn't ask.

Mistake One.

Gazzy had found a video on Youtube as they browsed cat and slo-mo explosion videos.

"Hey Iggy, look at-sorry," Gazzy said sheepishly as Iggy waited for him to realize the main problem to his unfinished statement. After all how was someone supposed look at something if they couldn't see at all?

"Doesn't matter, what is it?" Iggy asked waved his slip off.

"It's this video, called 50 Ways to Annoy Fang," Gazzy read out loud.

Iggy began to grin.

"Well, my young pupil, we have some planning to do."

1. Poke him between the wings then run away screaming, "I touched a goth kid!"

It was a nice afternoon. Fang was outside with his laptop, browsing through his blog.

Iggy had snuck up on him, but somehow, Fang still hadn't noticed the blind seventeen year-old.

Then with a jolt, he jumped as he felt a slight pain between his wings.

"I touched a goth kid, I touched a goth kid!" Iggy screamed, taking off in flight back to the house.

"What the frick Iggy?" Fang yelled at him, rubbing between his wings where he had poked him.

Inside, Gazzy was having a silent laughing fit.

"What's up Gazzy?" Nudge asked curiously with a comb in hand.

"Oh nothing, it's just Iggy and I are on a pranking marathon on Fang. We found this video called 50 Ways to Annoy Fang, and we're going to try and do all of them," Gazzy said, grinning cheekily.

Nudge smirked and giggled.

"ZOMG! That sounds like soooo much fun! Can I help? Please? PLEASE? I could do all the girly stuff and I'll be like a distraction! Oooo remember that one time Max was in the middle of this speech on how you and Iggy had to stop pulling pranks as much, but then Dr, Martinez put a plate of chocolate chips, and then, like, ZOMG look a butterfly! Butterflies are like sooo pret-Mlgph!" Gazzy slapped a hand over her mouth.

"Oh my Gosh Nudge! Yes, you can help, but first I have to talk to Iggy. And you can not, I repeat can not speak of this."

Nudge nodded.

"Now, I'm going to let go of your mouth. Promise not go motor-mouth on me?"

Nudge nodded again.

When he let go, Nudge gasped for breath.

"Ya-oh, yay!" Nudge first cheered, then whispered at the look Gazzy gave her.

Meanwhile, Iggy had run into a special creepy mind reader.

Yup. Her.

"Hey Angel," Iggy said cheerfully.

"Why is Fang thinking so many bad words at you?" Angel asked innocently.

Mind Block, Mind Block, Iggy thought desperately. It was too late.

"Oooh, You're pranking Fang!" Angel said.

"Shh, don't tell anyone!" Iggy tried to quiet her.

"Can I help you?" Angel asked eagerly.

"Can you-what?" Iggy asked, surprised.

"Can I help you!" she repeated, "it'll be so much fun!"
"Eh, sure," Iggy said still shocked with the sudden excitement.

"Yay!" Angel cheered and she ran off, skipping.

Iggy just stood there confused.

Fang was now had long forgotten the Iggy incident, and was working again on his blog.

Mistake Two.

It was long from over. And Fang was soon going to realize that.

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-FireLily