A/N: And I am back with yet another fic. I want to start by giving credit to Sariniste for allowing me to use this idea. If anyone watches Bleach, check out their fanfic Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors. I read it and it's hilarious. And just so you readers know, this is not a Drabble series. I tend to type a lot and hell, I'll be lucky if this only stops at three hundred words.
I don't own so don't sue me.
Dear Non-Fioreans,
Lucy showed me something the other day on her whatchamacallit-machine with a flat screen. She called it a lacrima-top and showed me how to work it. So then I found shit, read some more shit, and nearly threw the shit.
There were so many damn terms I couldn't understand! What is with people and using big words? What the hell is an AU? Or OOC? OC? OK? Whatever the hell it's called, I don't know what the hell it is.
There's also people "Pairing" me up with other people. Like Lucy (nakama), Lisanna (nakama), *shudders* Erza (Devil in disguise, you can tell by the hair).
And worst of all…
Gray.
Who the fu- freak would want me to be with Gray of all people. I hate that Ice-prick! And even if we were together, HE CAN'T HANDLE THE FLAME! HE WOULD GET BURNED!
Gajeel. The fuck?
Wendy… Sister.
I would say more but I feel like no one's reading this. So who cares? I spoke my mind!
Sin-Sincerally?
Natsu Dragneel
Hmmm? Funny? Not funny? Let me know via review or PM. I'm taking requests on who you want next! Remember, I'm not trying to make anyone mad by saying stuff about their pairing (I'm even poking fun at mine too). This is strictly for laughs so I can help you all live longer. Review and let me know who you want next!
Plue~chan