DISCLAIMER:I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OBVIOUSLY...DO I LOOK LIKE STEPHENIE MEYER?NO! ENJOY

SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE TWILIGHT CHARECTURES GET LEFT ALONE FOR TOO LONG BY THEMSELVES...FIRST UP...DRUMROLL PLEASE...EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

emmetts pov:

i was finnaly alone!!!!!!!!!!!yes...hmm..what shall i do first???...watch a game...no...i could do that any time...hmm...what to do, what to do...omg...i...will...play with my secret collection of...BARBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!omg...i just luv playing with barbie and her freinds!!!! if the others found out i would never here the end of it!!!!but im alone!!!!yes im all alone to play with barbie and ken!!! good o'll barbie and ken!!! so first ill need the barbie dream house,then my darling barbie of coarse,and her slighty odd defiitly not as hot as me husband/boyfreind ken.(a/n:ken finally got of his lazy butt and proposed!!!!!amazing isnt it!!!!!)ok ken lets like go to the mall(emmett uses girly voice)(now big manly voice)okay barbie watever you say beacuse im totaly whipped.haha kens whipped...XD...all of a sudden...EMMETT CULLEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING????????????????

uhoh...rosalie i was ...umm..i was just...emmett it looks like you were playing barbies.edward had to be here too of course...YEAH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i love my barbies and if you cant respect that then phooy on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

end...so what do think...should i go on????????review please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!