Velcro Jumpsuits are All the Rage

By CastielLovesDean

Warnings: SPOILERS for 3x05 The First Time. Slash! Yay!

Summary: Kurt's many layers of clothes, while fashionable, make it difficult for Blaine to rip his clothes off and ravish him. How does he rectify the situation? And what are the ramifications of his solution? Klaine. Slash.

A/N: I started watching Glee last week, Monday, May 7th. It took about a week to catch up on all three seasons, and now I must write fic!

"Tearing off all of your clothes is kind of a tall order."

"Because of the layers?"

"Because of the layers."

Blaine hadn't been complaining when he'd said it – in fact, he was half joking. But to Kurt, this was no laughing matter. Sure, they'd agreed to keep the romance PG-13, but it was getting more and more difficult for Kurt to suppress his intense sexual desires for his younger boyfriend. Then when he tried to bring it up, Blaine had said that he wanted to wait until Kurt was comfortable.

Newsflash, Blaine: Kurt wasn't comfortable. Kurt had been tenderly walking around with a case of blue balls so severe that masturbation didn't even help anymore. So much for that theory. Not to worry, though; Kurt had a foolproof plan to get his clueless, innocent boyfriend to have his Warbler way with him.

He'd stayed up half the night working on what would later be known as his greatest ensemble ever. When he wore it to Glee club that afternoon, most of his peers stared at his unusual (even for him) outfit.

"Kurt!" his step-brother exclaimed. "Why're you wearing one of Burt's jumpsuits?"

Kurt sat delicately next to Blaine. "This isn't just a jumpsuit. It's a Kurt Hummel original Velcro jumpsuit." He shrugged. "It's a work in progress."

"Okay, why are you wearing a Velcro jumpsuit? You're usually so... fancy."

"Well, I recently received a complaint from someone who shall remain nameless that all the layers I usually wear make it 'a tall order' to rip my clothes off."

Everybody stared at Blaine, who blushed. "How's wearing a jumpsuit going to help?" he asked Kurt. "I mean, that's just another layer on top of the many, many others."

"Only if I wear it over my clothes."

Blaine blinked at Kurt. Then he leaned over and pulled open a small section of Velcro at Kurt's side, revealing creamy alabaster skin. "Are you naked under there?" he demanded in shock.

This time, everybody stared at Kurt. "Maybe," he answered impishly, "but that's for me to know and you to find out."

Mr. Schuester walked in just then, declaring it to be Disney week, so all Blaine could do was cross his legs to hide his arousal and fidget uncomfortably in his seat through Kurt's unreasonably sexy rendition of Mulan's I'll Make a Man Out of You.

That evening, Blaine took the hint and found out for himself that Kurt was, in fact, completely naked under his Velcro jumpsuit. Kurt and Blaine became so involved in their newfound sexuality that they didn't even notice the growing trend until the following Monday, when one in four students at the school were wearing Velcro jumpsuits, including Tina, Sugar, Puck, and Finn, who was sitting next to a scandalized-looking Rachel. The trend stuck for a very long time, extending well beyond the end of the year, and had even traveled as far as New York by the time Kurt and Rachel showed up the following autumn at NYADA.

The End.

A/N: Reviews, please!