I don't own Yugioh! And if you think I do, you're stupider than I thought you were. PURELY DONE OUT OF BOREDOM and wanting to write something where Yami was drunk!
CAPTIAL LETTERS MEAN THEY ARE SHOUTING!
'if it's inapatrophies ( (sp)like whoa) it's an action'
VG: Hey Vera Garth here with the stars of Yugioh! Yami, also known as Yami Yugi or Atem, and Yugi!
Yugi: Hello Vera!
VG: Hello Yugi!
Atem: Ugh, you DON'T have to shout you know.
VG: umm... ?
Yugi: 'in a whisper' He's a little drunk, Bakura challenged him to a drinking contest and-
Atem: A pharaoh never backs down from a challenge!
VG: You aren't a pharaoh anymore…
Atem: 'glare'
VG: 'raises an eyebrow'…moving on…
Atem: I never said we could change the subject!
VG: Well too bad! It's my talk show!
Atem: Well f#$& that! I'm pharaoh!
VG: HEY! DON'T YOU SWEAR AT ME YOU SON OF A B#&$!
Atem: YOU SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR OWN ADVICE YOU B#&$! AND I CAN
SWEAR AT ANYONE I WANT, I'M PHARAOH!
VG: YOU AIN'T BEEN A PHARAOH FOR 5000 YEARS!
Yugi: Atem stop harassing the host!
Atem: 'turns snarling at Yugi like a rabid animal'
Yugi: 'puppy dog eyes'
Atem: NO! Can't…resist…puppy…dog…eyes! ' "dies" '
VG: Thank you Yugi!
Yugi: No problem!
Atem: STOP SHOUTING!
VG: 'head becomes twice as large as normal' NO ONE WAS SHOUTING! EXCEPT YOU!
Atem: 'cowers behind Yugi'
VG: Well folks, seems that our time here has come to an end…
Atem: What! That was like 5 seconds?
VG: It was more like two minutes and MAYBE if you hadn't BEEN SHOUTING so much i would've GAVE YOU MORE TIME!
Atem: But… 'puppy dog eyes'
VG: Alright! 'rolls eyes' We'll be back after the commercial with more from Atem and Yugi.
Atem: YAY!
VG: 'rolls eyes'
Yugi: 'anime sweatdrop'