Heya everyone! Here's a new story that I am writing with my sister~ Not really sure where the inspiration for this story came from, but it's keeping me busy! It's pretty much a crack-fic that will be multi-chapter, so don't get angry if things don't follow any logical reasoning. And for those of you waiting for updates on the Kingdom Hearts story, I'll be uploading it soon~
Anyways, I don't own of the Magi characters, unfortunately. The only thing I do own is the crazy plot line and derpiness.
Warnings: Contains derpiness, OOCness, and just plain randomness. Read at your own discretion!
Schools are the one place that children hate and love at the same time. It's a place where they can connect with all of their friends on a daily basis, but it is also the place where they are forced to sit for hours at a time while a teacher lectures them for what seems like forever. For Alibaba Saluja, this was pretty much the truth.
Ever since he was five-years-old, Alibaba had been going to St. Ananas, which was America's biggest boarding school for all ages. It housed students and teachers from all over the world, which consisted of different ages, genders, ethnicities, etc. The school itself house grades pre-k all the way til 12th grade, but there were rumors of a mini college being built on later. For the students and staff that went there, there was the option of staying in the dorms or staying with relatives if they lived near by.
Although the blond knew pretty much everything there was to know about the school and most of the students that were in his assigned dorm, he somehow never knew the correct time to wake up for his classes. You see, today was the first day of Alibaba's 8th grade classes. Even though he had written the exact date down everywhere in his calendars, he still managed to forget what was going on.
"Hey, are you going to wake up anytime soon? You're going to be late again this year."
Alibaba groaned and slowly opened his eyes, only to see his best friend and roommate, Cassim, rummaging through his drawers for a shirt. Glancing at his clock and seeing that it was only eight in the morning, the blond questioned if he was missing something important. "What are you doing, Cassim? Missed another date with a girl or something?"
Cassim, after he was done getting dressed, could only turn around to stare at his friend. In front of him sat his best friend in the whole world; the one who had obsessively told him everyday about the upcoming first day of school, and now somehow forgot about it. "Well I don't know about you, but I'm heading to class now. So, see ya whenever you decided to get a clue." And before Alibaba could reply, his friend was already out the door.
'What was he talking about? Classes don't start until the 20th.' Alibaba thought to himself as he dragged his tired body out of bed. Heading to the bathroom, he stopped in front of a calendar to check the date. Much to his demise, it was very true that it was the first day of school. With a shriek of terror and look to match it, the blond quickly ran around the room to get dressed and ready.
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By some higher being's power and all the magic in the world, Alibaba somehow managed to get to his class on time. His first class of the day was science with a teacher named Focalor. 'Eh, what a strange name.. Hopefully the class will be less harsh than his name.'
The class itself was pretty boring and inactive, considering it was the first day of class. Focalor, the teacher, was a pretty strict man when it came to texting and not paying attention, but was lenient on those who thought science was a confusing mess of words. For about the majority of the class time, the class went over the rules and what to expect for the year.
Even though Alibaba knew he should have been paying attention, he found himself zoning out and nodding off. Science was nothing exciting to him and Cassim wasn't in the class to keep him company, unfortunately. Although he tried everything from doodling and flipping through his ridiculously huge textbook, the blond somehow found himself passing out on his desk.
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The world was a strange and complicated place. There was no schools that accommodated everyone equally, especially when the world was so divided. Alibaba groaned as he sat on the balcony of what he assumed was his own mansion, which was seated in the middle of a huge, yet old-timey town. He could of sworn that he was just seated in a boring science class, but where he was was nowhere close to that.
'So what has you so down? Sinbad still refusing to have a djinn match with you?'
Alibaba turned to see Sharrkan lazily walking towards him. This heavily concerned the blond because for one, he was pretty sure he was supposed to be in his science class at the moment, and second, Sharkkan was a senior who had only talked to him once or twice in his whole life. Needless to say he was highly confused.
"Woah, woah, woah! Djinn's exist? Since when?" Alibaba questioned, obviously catching the man off guard with the random questioning.
"How hard did you hit your head, kid?" Sharkkan asked as he quizzically stared at his young pupil. Sure he had beat him badly during sword practice, but he didn't think it was bad enough to cause brain damage. "Remember the giant, blue, magic creatures that you and others have? You did capture Amon from a dungeon not too long ago..."
Alibaba blinked a few times as he thought about what he was just told. After a short while he concluded that he was either very drunk or had fallen asleep in class. Again. Before he could say anything to the senior, Alibaba suddenly felt a sharp pain in his side. "W-what the hell..." he mumbled before everything went black.
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Hakuryuu Ren had tried his best to pay attention to the lecture that his science teacher was giving. A few of the students had resorted to texting under their desks while others passed notes back and forth. There was, however, one student that had actually fallen asleep. Being the wonderful and thoughtful student that he was, the Asian boy decided that it would be best if he woke the student up.
Alibaba let out a small groan as Hakuryuu poked (more like jabbed) him in the side repeatedly, trying to get him to wake up. Focalor was now walking around the room to pass out a worksheet for the class to do, so waking the blond up was very imperative. 'For the love of that is all of Kou, please wake up!'
Focalor was now at the desk in front of Alibaba and Hakuryuu feared for the worst. As their teacher slowly approached the blond's desk, the young Asian boy did the only thing logical at the time; jab the boy in the side with a rather sharp pencil.
"OH MY GOD THE BLUE DJINNS ARE ATTACKING ME AGAIN?!" Alibaba yelped as he was suddenly woken up by the stab to his side. The whole class was silent as they all turned to stare at the now rather embarrassed boy in the back of the class. Suddenly everyone started laughing loudly, causing the blond's cheeks to turn an unnatural red color. Focalor, on the other hand, only rolled his eyes and continued passing out papers. He for one was not paid enough to care about his "special attention" students.
For the rest of the class Ali baba stayed wide awake for fear that he would fall asleep again and cause another outburst. The other students whispered to each other about the "idiot in the back" and how fun the class was going to be that year. Hakuryuu, who sat next to the now famous blond, apologized profusely about stabbing him the side. However, Alibaba could not have cared any less because now he was now going to be the laughing stock of the whole school.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the school, Sharkkan was being scolded by his teacher for causing a seen after being woken up. He had woken up to start blabbing about djinns and how his friend Sinbad was some big badass that owned all of the seven seas, which Sinbad claimed was going to happen one day. Needless to say, their teachers thought that there was no helping their students this year.
And there you have it! Complete and utter nonsense that will only continue to get derpier~ Will have the next chapter coming up soon, along with Kingdom Hearts and some numerous other stories that I wrote while at school. Until next time!