Raving: Hey~ So, I'm like, throwing MYSELF into this fic.
Everyone: WHAT?
Raving: Yep, and I do NOT own D Gray Man, sadly. If I did, so much yaoi and fanservice!*drools*
Kanda: This is going to be hell.
Raving: Shut up mister "The only word in my personal dictionary is Soba".
Kanda: Isn't the only word in your dictionary "Gooses"?
Raving: Whatever. -_-
"RAVING, SHUT UP." I blinked, staring akwardly at Kanda, who was sitting next to me, trying to read a book.
"But I'm playing Silent Hill..." I whined. The warrior sent me a glare.
"The characters can not hear you." He snapped. I scoffed, annoyed. Pausing my game, i put my hands on my hips and pouted.
"I think they can!" I said, looking at him. Kanda "Che'd" at me before returning to his book. I was so annoyed with this, I decided to do something unorthodox.
"Before we start to play this game, let's get the rules out of the way." I sang, smirking as Kanda's face lit up. He looked away, a furious crimson. "Its you, it's you, that makes me want to move. Before I start to dance, I need to get my passport stamped, it's you, it's you, who makes me want to move." At that moment, i chose to stand in front of Kanda, my short hair pinned by two clips. He got a nosebleed and passed out, making me smirk. I pulled out a red pen and doodled on Kanda's face, my tongue sticking out childishly. Once I was done, I turned off my game and walked away. Once out of the room, I walked down the hall way. who to bother next? Possibly Allen, or maybe Lavi. Bookman might hit me, and Krory's a wuss. Lenalee would probably have me help her and Komui would probably try to get her away from me (NOT MY FAULT THAT THE FIRST DAY I WAS AT THE BLACK ORDER, I TRIPPED AND GROPED LENALEE! NOT MY FAULT!). Reever was boring to me, Jerry was a super fag, Miranda's a klutz, no way am I going to even TRY to see what was going on in the Noah's Ark. Well, what the hell, I can easily piss off Jasdero and David. Tyki's fun to mess with. NO WAY IN HELL am I going near Rhode. Sheryl is a priss. The earl... Yeah, sure. Jumping up, i used my awesomely sharp and wicked dangerous nails to open a wormhole to the Noah's Ark. I am NEVER telling anyone about my ability, they'd take advantage of it. I appeared in the Noah's ark and smirked. Pulling out a few homemade bombs, I threw them intoo the air, watching as they exploded around the bickering Noah's. I watched and waited for the dust to clear, and stared at what I saw. They were all little kids. Tyki turned to look at me, and I was frozen there. My jaw was touching the ground, I was in so much shock at what just happened.
"What did you do? Can you reverse it?" Tyki asked desperately, his voice coming out like the cute, squeaky little kid voices. I immediately ran over and glomped him. He was probably the only one TRULY turned into a little kid. Rhode was still a kid, Jasdero and David were just preteens, The Earl, he didn't change, and everyone else turned into teens. I opened a worm hole back to the Black Order, giving the peace sign.
"HOSTAGE SITUATION!" I yelled, jumping through the hole with the little kid version of Tyki.
"WHERE IS SHE?" Kanda demanded, running down the hall towards my room. I currently had Tyki in a cute little white dress-like thing with a ribbon tied around the portugese's neck, holding the collar there. He burst into my room, earning a demonic glare from me.
"You are disturbing my happy time. Leave." I growled, making him freeze. His eyes then landed on Tyki, who was seated in my lap. Tyki looked up at him and they stared at each other for a while.
"Wha-"
"Hostage situation with an adorable little Tyki-pon~" I said, smirking at him devilishly.