Top 10 ways to Shut A Bishounen Up, an anime x-overs fanfic

Author's note:(wff) Ohayo! Well don't mind this little ficlit so much.. I uhh was kinda bored and was thinking about other peoples fics at the time when I wrote it.. So sorry if it has you huddling in a corner by the end needing psych help.. I really do apologize... '

LadyYaoi: She's a lil tired right now folks so I apologize for anything you want to flame and feel free to.

Wff: Shuddap! I am.. not... sways ti... zzzzzzzzz.

Disclaimer: (in unison) We own no anime currently, sept the ones we ordered from ebay.. hmhm

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"Top 10 Ways To Shut A Bishounen Up"

(These are intended for shounen-ai so if you are a female otaku please reconcider.)

If the Bishounen is rambling non-stop about some nameless thing then

10: (least effective) Just nod your head occasionaly and in due time he will eventually stop talking.

9: (not so bad as the first) Try just going to sleep while they're talking and the said bishounen will be so mad at you he wont even bother to wake you up and yell at you.

8: (semi least affective) Simply walk away and if the Bishounen chases after you we suggest running or hiding.

7: (It might work) Tell them you have something you forgot about that needs emediate atending to. If you're a bad liar, try something else.

6: (semi effective) Tell them to "Shut The Heck Up!" However if this particular bishounen has a bad temper than we really, really suggest you try another menuver

5: (a bit effective) Interupt them and ramble yourself and see how they like the never ending torment.

4: (effective) Tackle them and tie them up and duck tap their mouth. If you have an atraction to your bishounen then have a lil fun other wise LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN!

3: (pretty effective) Act all serious and say "Look, behind you!" And when they look just run, run for your life.. It works pretty good. Sept the explaining later part.

2: (really effective) BEAT THE LIVING CRUD OUT OF THEM! However if you're not strong enough we recommend the next one.. Expecially if your Sasuke and Naruto.. ohh ohh or Duo and Heero. OI! Or...

LadyYaoi: Wff.. SHUT UP! Let them read!

Wff: sulky fine...

And the very last but certainly not least..

1: (most effective) KISS THEM! Trust us, it works and benefits both sides of the party.

LadyYaoi: Concidering my assosiate over here is a little too bussy imagining Sasuke and Naruto doing things they shouldn't at age 12 then I am just going to say hope you liked it and...

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