NOW FEATURING A SPLATOON RAP BATTLE!
WE GOT THE BIZMUTH BROTHERS VS THE SQUID SISTERS
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SS: squid sisters
BB: Bizmuth Brothers
SS:Hold on to your tentacles… It's inkopolis news time
Hey the Squid sisters about to bust those rhymes.
Marie: Hey Callie, I think these boys need a lesson
Callie: You said it Marie, they can't handle our profession
SS: Cuz we be giving news update so you won't be bored
We're even famous E'eyup that's what for sure
Marie: Talking in the news room about our daily life
Callie: Oh look they want a picture, oh Hiiiiii
SS:Listen up you two, don't even try it
Cause you can't get none of this
Dancing on a truck for upcoming splatfests
Well that's out news update, STAY FRESH
BB: Us? Stay fresh? Your wearing the same clothes everyday so much for style
In Ranked-battles we knocked you out like more than a mile
Ranger: I rather be splatting up inklings than talking to them
Russell:How about I inkzooka these girls, that's how it'll end
BB:Cause our massive skills in the battlefield is outstanding
Even this rap battle will end in a landing
Russell:So Ranger, how about we show them who's boss
Ranger:Yeah Russell an Army of two on four they just lost
BB:After you both be splatted you'll cry in the crab-shack
We'll be over your dead bodies, while doing Squid-bags
Come on bro we got Zapfish to save
And then everyone will hear the sisters got played
Chorus:
It's the brothers V.S. the Sisters
Who's gonna get beaten up and have blisters
So come on, and try to play me
Splating ya is I all I do, it's Daily
We don't know who's better
Bizmuth Brothers or the Squid Sisters
The tide of battle has just begun
Now lets see who has really won.
Callie: AWW how cute, they try to go against us
Marie: They got chosen as Agents by our Grandpa
Yeah we know we could've helped
Callie: But chilling at home Yeah that's for tell
SS:We are famous all around, Inklings adore us
I don't know about you but do your chores
Marie: My. My. Callie these boys just don't quit
Callie: I know Marie, they're expecting a Kiss
Callie: I'm the mistress of Rollers
Marie: I'm the mistress of Chargers
SS:Now please leave us alone before it gets more harder
Russell: Oh boy Range, these girls are hitting us
To bad though we towed their bus
Sure you girls are not that bad I gotta say
But Ranger rather be with Octolings anyways
Ranger: YO I cannot handle these girls, they're getting to my head
Let me finish them off that's how I comprehend
Kraken up, Speeding up splat in ya face
As you get resurrected I'll be in ya base
Rising all the way up to S+ Class
I just gotta say your show can kiss my Ass
Chorus:
It's the brothers V.S. the Sisters
Who's gonna get beaten up and have blisters
So come on, and try to play me
Splating ya is I all I do, it's Daily
We don't know who's better
Bizmuth Brothers or the Squid Sisters
The tide of battle has just begun
Now lets see who has really won.
Russell: These girls know as the squid sisters
Ranger: How about Slut sisters? That's a nice one
Marie: Oh I'm sorry your not the Bizmuth brothers
Callie: All I see is the Bitch Brothers, more like clowns
Ranger: I'd be speeding and splating more than you can think
Marie: I would call my team and watch you drown in our ink
Russell: Best roller jumper ever, I can do almost anything
Callie: Heh right after you'll search me up on Bing
Callie: Why don't you boys just go down,
Splatfest is fun for everyone around
Russell: I don't think so you can't fool me,
Why don't you bow down to your king
Marie Uh I don't think so, we're giving mercy
You got no brains, that's what I see
Ranger: Mercy HA Mercy my ass!
wait a sec I'll take that back.
Chorus:
It's the brothers V.S. the Sisters
Who's gonna get beaten up and have blisters
So come on, and try to play me
Splating ya is I all I do, it's Daily
We don't know who's better
Bizmuth Brothers or the Squid Sisters
The tide of battle has just begun
Now lets see who has really won.