::Sephiroth's most off day::

Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core.

Rating: M for languages, sex, sexual content, Sephiroth naked.

Pair: Zack X Cloud, Sephiroth X ?????

A/N: Genesis and Angeal are from Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core. Really they are even look at it yourself peoples….

::Chapter 1. UH?? Sephiroth??::

Once again Sephiroth pulled an all nighter making battle plans, and sighing paper, the good new is that he is all done, but the bad new is that he is barely awake to train and command his grunts. (A/N Grunts are the soldiers)

Being the nice teen that he is, Cloud walks in Sephiroth's and asked, " General? Sir? Are you ok?"

"No Cloud, I am not ok. I'm tried and pissed that I can't go to bed. And I can't move and I am so tried and I want to go to bed." The sliver haired man grunted in anger and compliant.

"Here General, drink some of my Full Throttle energy drink, sir. It wakes me up when eve I'm tried." The spiky blonde said, and handed it to the General.

In a couple of sips of it he was refreashed and wide awake.

That is where our story begins

At Noon

Everyone on the 42nd level of Shinra heard a "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

Sound. When Zack Hard that sound he peaked his head out of his door and……..

Plop

Something hit his face and he discovered it's leather pants.

'Oh dear god!! Hope these aren't….the ..' he though and he looked at the right of the hall, nothing there, then at the left of the hall. His eyes went wide open, like bugged out eyes and continued his previous though, 'Oh, Dear fucking god! These are the generals pants!!!' While Sephiroth was running down the hall butt naked…

He when back into his room and woke up Cloud, they did some exotic stuff after the whole ordeal with Sephiroth and giving him a sip of Cloud's energy drink.

"Cloud?" Zack asked.

"Hmmmm." Cloud answered while rubbing the sleep away from his eyes.

"What happened to General Sephiroth? You were with him last." Zack asked again.

"He was really tried so I gave him some of my energy drink." Cloud answered Zack question.

"Oh dear god!" the black haired man yelled," Cloud, Mako reacts to caffeine which is in energy drinks and coffee. If Sephiroths drinks those drinks it will give you the results of a very cracked out and very horny Sephiroth. No one and I mean No one have ever seen Sephiroth like this ever before. The only people I know has experience this once is Angeal and Genesis. This is also bad Cause the President of Shinra has a thing for Sephiroth as well, so if they meet up during this whole process of Sephy being all cracked out and hornyand ect. Things happen and I don't want to think about it…. Wait to late I am already thinking aboout it.. EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! SO GROSS!!!!!! AHHHH I AM SCARED FOR LIFE NOW!!!" Zack had to yell that last part out cause now he was seeing the General with the President, and very rich old guy, getting it on, you know what I mean… Zack right now want to puke his brains and lungs out now cause of these images, any person do the same reaction as Zack thinking those thoughts.

Than Cloud went all bugged out wide eyed look and his mouth dropped to the floor. He was speechless. He didn't know this he was new to the whole Shinra ordeal. It's been at least 6 months since he joined up. He was still ajusting to all the rules and process that the company had.

A/N: Sorry if that is too short for you people. I'll try to make the next chapter longer alright -.. So please review I'll give you guys a cookie.. I would love it if you guys would review -