War of the Wenches

A/N: Hey! Squishy and the Bubble Gang here introducing our new story! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: We do not own Inuyasha, so please don't sue. Because you wouldn't get anything anyways.

Chapter 1

"I cannot believe him!" Sango exclaimed, staring straight ahead as her and Kagome drove to the mall. "He was SO flirting with you, but he was being SO gay at the same time!"

Gay as in bad. Not as in flaming homosexual gay... Although that would still be bad. Not because homosexuality is bad, but it would be bad because Kagome is in love with him... She just doesn't know it yet. Because she's very dense. ANYWHO!

"So it wasn't just me! He WAS flirting with me!" Kagome laughed, happy that she finally discovered something by herself.

"Yeah, that stupid asshole."

You see, Sango and Inuyasha have this love-hate relationship. Well, it's not relationship, it's a friendship. That'd be bad if it was a relationship, because Sango's dating Miroku who's best friend is Inuyasha who use to date Kagome who is still in love with him but she just hasn't realized it yet, which she should because she's jealous because Inuyasha has a new girlfriend named Kikyo who is a trashy boy-friend stealer... Or so she thinks. So, it would be REALLY bad if Sango and Inuyasha were dating, because Kagome is Sango's best friend. So, it'd just be bad.

Suddenly, Sango's cell phone went off, signaling a new text message. She reached over, scaring Kagome half to death when the car swerved into the next lane, then back to the original one, picked it up and looked at the text.

"Huh."

"What?"

"Miroku wants to know why you were trying to make Inuyasha jealous."

"What? Why would he think that?" Sango just turned and looked at her, silently saying 'You know why'. "...Okay, but he was doing it too!"

"I know he was! He jus-"

"I mean, why should he care? I like another guy, so what? Can't I talk about him? I mean, he can talk about his girlfriend and be like 'my boo' and all that stupid shit, but... GOD FORBID... I can't fucking talk about a guy I'm interrested in? What, am I suppose to be hoplessly devoted to him? Because I'm not! Yeah, I have feelings for him still, but it's SO over! He better not expect anything to happen if him and Kikyo break up, because if anything were to happen again, he'd have A LOT of groveling to do! And I STILL probably wouldn't take him back! Making him jealous, ha! I'm just showing him that I'm moving on! So, go ahead Sango, tell him. Tell him that I'm SO over him and that I just wanted to prove that, and I couldn't give a flying fuck about him and Kikyo. He can talk about her all that he wants, he can screw her right in front of me, I DON'T CARE! I don't care, I really don't care."

"Okay..." Sango parked in the parkinglot and hit REPLY on her phone. "She wasn't trying to make him jealous..."

"I didn't say that! Tell him everything I said!"

"I thought you didn't care?"

"I don't!"

"Then what does it matter?"

"It doesn't!" Sango's phone went off again. "What did he say?"

Sango flipped her phone open "Hm..."

"WHAT DID HE SAY?"

"He said 'Oh please...'"

"WHAT?!"

"What..." Sango said slowly while typing that into her phone.

"Oh, so now you're going to write what I say." Sango just smiled at her and in the next second her phone rang with Miroku's ring tone.

"What does he want now...?" Sango said while grabbing her phone, but answered sweetly with "Hello?"

So why is she trying to make him jealous?

"She wasn't..." Kagome looked at Sango curiously.

Oh please, you know she was. Even you can't deny it.

"Well...maybe a little bit...but he was doing it too."

Not really, she was being really bad though.

"What? Did it bother him?"

No.

"Then what does it matter?"

Because it's bullshit.

"Well he was doing it too..."

Did it bother her? Miroku added mockingly.

"No."

Then what does it matter?

"You suck." Sango said somewhat defeated. "We could fight about this all day...so why don't we just call a draw?"

Whatever, but you know I won.

"Whatever...I'll talk to you later."

Okay, love you.

"Love you too. Bye." Sango closed her phone, and without saying anything to Kagome continued to walk through the mall doors. Only to find that Kagome hadn't followed her and was stuck like a statue where she had been while Sango was on the phone. Sango walked back and stood in front of Kagome, "You coming with?"

"What...the HELL?!"

"What?"

"What did he say?"

"Nothing really..."

"Sango. What did he say?"

"Oh you know, the usual. Inuyasha is irritated because you were trying to make him jealous and Miroku thinks that your bothered that Inuyasha was trying to make you jealous. Yadda yadda."

"Was I?" Kagome asked sarcastically, feigning innocence.

"Oh PLEASE."

"What?"

"Let's go visit Koga at WacDonalds. I really miss him..." Sango said mockingly.

"They knew I was trying to make him jealous with that?"

"Yeah...just a bit."

"I didn't know they were that smart..." Kagome said shocked.

"Well, I don't know about Inuyasha...but Miroku is a smart little cookie, thank you very much."

"Well... Well, why should he care? And why should I care? Cause I don't! He has a girlfriend, sooo what? He didn't love me afterall, sooo what? I made him jealous-"

"Well, we don't know that for sure..."

"-Sooo what? Cause I wasn't jealous! I don't care! He just needs to get over the fact that I don't love him anymore!"

"You don't?"

"I don't! And you what else I don't?"

"Care?"

"Exactly! I don't care! I don't care, I don't care, I don't care! No, no, no, no, no! NO SIREE BOB!!!" Kagome said as she walked into the mall, still rambling on.

Sango just stood in place, looking at her best friend as if she were insane. Well, at least she got her into the mall...