A/N: Oh mai! Me posting? *gasps*
This will just consist of non-chronological drabbles. I'm open to prompt suggestions too~
Pairing: Ryner/Sion/Ferris
Prompt: "If Ryner is the main, why does Ferris use a sword instead of him?"
Ratings: K
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Legend of the Legendary Heroes/Densetsu no Yuusha no Densetsu doesn't belong to me.
Ryner was useless—this Ferris already knew.
Another assassination attempt on Sion ended up in failure and of course, it was all thanks to her. Well, technically it was the family job to protect Sion anyway but really, Ryner could have helped instead of dozing off in Sion's study. She'll have to get Sion to order ten packages of dango to compensate for Ryner's lack of assistance.
"It's not like you couldn't have handled it yourself, Ferris." Sion said casually, "Really, it's worth more trouble waking him."
"You'll be amazed at how well he responds to a sword." She replied, "But still, ten packages of Wynnit dangos."
A sigh, "Yes, yes."
"Also, I should be the leader of our expedition."
"...that's quite a demand."
Ryner turned over to glance at Ferris from the couch, "You realize it was my report, right? Why the hell should you be leading?"
"Simple. I'm the swordsman."
Swords-woman, Ryner would correct if that didn't guarantee a dango stick to the forehead. "What does that have to do with anything?"
She leers at him, "It means I'm the hero of course. You need to be protected more than half the time anyway."
"What? Being a hero has nothing to do with this! And you're just there for enemy distraction!"
"She has a point, Ryner, according to Iris' reports anyway."
"Traitor! You can't be seriously listening to her!"
"Of course he would listen to me. Who would listen to a pervert?"
A second sigh, "Take it outside, kids."